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Spinoff: Shortest Marriage Duration
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:34 am
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:34 am
Obviously 2 divorced people should have a wedding if that's what they choose.
My question is.... What's the shortest marriage the OT has witnessed/had?
Friends of mine got married in early March of this year and finalized the divorce in late November. Man what a waste of a $100 Brookstone gift card that gift was, but I guess I at least came out better than the bride's parents
My question is.... What's the shortest marriage the OT has witnessed/had?
Friends of mine got married in early March of this year and finalized the divorce in late November. Man what a waste of a $100 Brookstone gift card that gift was, but I guess I at least came out better than the bride's parents
This post was edited on 12/14/16 at 8:36 am
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Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:36 am to Loungefly85
married in february, finalized divorce the following january.
bride spent about 30k on the wedding
bride spent about 30k on the wedding
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:37 am to Loungefly85
One of my high school classmates made it about six weeks.
It turns out that his new bride had a thing for fricking her old high school teacher.
It turns out that his new bride had a thing for fricking her old high school teacher.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:38 am to Loungefly85
7 months . Bride and groom got married, she announced she was pregnant. Baby came out and lets just say it wasn't the same color as the two parents. Considerably darker.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:38 am to Loungefly85
vinny chase and sofia
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:40 am to Loungefly85
1 year is the shortest for me
she got pregnant about a 9 months in and admitted that it wasn't his...
she got pregnant about a 9 months in and admitted that it wasn't his...
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:42 am to Loungefly85
A girl and guy my girlfriend knows had been dating for a while. The girl tells the guy that if he didn't propose by last December, she was breaking up with him. So he did, they got married, and then divorced 6 weeks later when he found out she was cheating on him! WTF
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:43 am to baseballmind1212
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bride's dad spent about 30k on the wedding
FIFY
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:43 am to Salmon
Women are such whores...
I know a guy had his wife leave him after about 10 days...never to return. Not sure how long it took legally.
I know a guy had his wife leave him after about 10 days...never to return. Not sure how long it took legally.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:45 am to LCA131
Yay
Never getting married
Thanks, OT
Never getting married
Thanks, OT
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:46 am to Loungefly85
This is a thread where OT ballers show hard they had it growing up
Trailer park to millions a month
Trailer park to millions a month
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:47 am to Loungefly85
Less than a week on several occasions, but they technically could not get a divorce for six months.
Seen one that short in Texas resulted in an annulment.
ETA: "Zero days" in two cases where the couple got married but it was a bigamous marriage so the marriage was legally a nullity. One the guy knew he was still married to his first wife, though this was his fourth "marriage." He never divorced his second and third wives either, but didn't have to since those marriages were also nullities. He was charged with bigamy.
The other one was an accident - divorce that the lawyer never fniished 15 years earlier.
Seen one that short in Texas resulted in an annulment.
ETA: "Zero days" in two cases where the couple got married but it was a bigamous marriage so the marriage was legally a nullity. One the guy knew he was still married to his first wife, though this was his fourth "marriage." He never divorced his second and third wives either, but didn't have to since those marriages were also nullities. He was charged with bigamy.
The other one was an accident - divorce that the lawyer never fniished 15 years earlier.
This post was edited on 12/14/16 at 8:49 am
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:49 am to Loungefly85
My dad's second marriage was 4 months.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:51 am to baseballmind1212
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bride spent about 30k on the wedding
When I worked in Tyler, the law firm had a very attractive receptionist who got married - parents spent $25k on the wedding. Week later she calls her mother and says "mom, I'm not happy." Mom says "25 grand, you get happy." Still lasted only about a year.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:53 am to Loungefly85
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Shortest Marriage Duration
Less than a month. Buddy had been dating a girl since high school off and on. He had the ring through two of the offs. He finally has the opportunity to pop the question, she says yes. They get married six months later and go on a two week honeymoon. They return and a week and a half later buddy comes home to empty house and tries calling his wife. She finally texts back that it wasn't working for her and that she was moving back in with her parents and wanted a divorce. The following weekend we loaded up and headed to DFW for some Jaguar Club and a Mavs game, before heading downtown for some drinks and to help him get over her, because obviously the best way to get over a woman is to get under another.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 8:53 am to Loungefly85
I know someone that was married three weeks, but they never had sex so the marriage was annulled. He's still trying to date women.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:03 am to Loungefly85
Guy I know dated a girl for a while, they got married and when they returned from the honeymoon they filed for divorce.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:08 am to Loungefly85
My poor secretary spent a whole summer distracted at work prepping for her daughter's wedding. I guess it effectively lasted a few weeks. The groom had been banging someone all along and didn't have the balls to call off the wedding ahead of time.
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:10 am to thewarmth
Must have been a k2 visa or something
Posted on 12/14/16 at 9:17 am to Loungefly85
Had a cousin get married and go on the honeymoon.
They came back early and both contacted divorce lawyers.
Made it less than a week.
They came back early and both contacted divorce lawyers.
Made it less than a week.
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