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re: Spain’s greatest matador returns only to get gored by bull and end up w perforated rectum
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:49 pm to Swamp Frog x
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:49 pm to Swamp Frog x
quote:
All bullshite aside… imagine trying to take a dump after that. Ouch.
Ouch...I just had a flashback.
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Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:53 pm to Shexter
He really took the bull by the horns.
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:56 pm to Swamp Frog x
“ imagine trying to take a dump after that”
He’ll be shifting in a bag(colostomy).
When I got stationed in Spain I couldn’t wait to go to a bullfight,went to one in Seville.
Was a miserable experience.Packed in like sardines,my knees in someone’s back,someone’s knees in my back.
Hot as hell,Spaniards weren’t big on deodorant,,overwhelming b.o. stench.
There are 6 seperate bulls and matadors,after the 2nd one I was rooting for the bull(not out loud).
One matador got his pants ripped halfway off,all I could do to not cheer for the bull.
I didn’t have a car then,rode a USO bus so I had no way to get back to the base or I would have left before it was over.
He’ll be shifting in a bag(colostomy).
When I got stationed in Spain I couldn’t wait to go to a bullfight,went to one in Seville.
Was a miserable experience.Packed in like sardines,my knees in someone’s back,someone’s knees in my back.
Hot as hell,Spaniards weren’t big on deodorant,,overwhelming b.o. stench.
There are 6 seperate bulls and matadors,after the 2nd one I was rooting for the bull(not out loud).
One matador got his pants ripped halfway off,all I could do to not cheer for the bull.
I didn’t have a car then,rode a USO bus so I had no way to get back to the base or I would have left before it was over.
Posted on 4/21/26 at 4:59 pm to Shexter
"Million to one shot, doc. Million to one."
Posted on 4/21/26 at 5:01 pm to LSUA 75
Posted on 4/21/26 at 5:04 pm to Shexter
Oh wow, took it up the arse literally!
Posted on 4/21/26 at 5:05 pm to Shexter
Well ain’t that the shite
Posted on 4/21/26 at 5:07 pm to SelaTiger
He moved his cape and that bull didn’t buy it one damn but.
He had his eye on the matador over the cape and flicked him like a damn bug!
He had his eye on the matador over the cape and flicked him like a damn bug!
Posted on 4/21/26 at 5:18 pm to Shexter
Good
#teambull
#teambull
Posted on 4/21/26 at 5:21 pm to Underwood
Did we just see another bush v gore?
Posted on 4/21/26 at 5:24 pm to Shexter
Based on how hes dressed I'd wager it wasn't the first time his rectum got horned
Posted on 4/21/26 at 6:48 pm to Shexter
Good, bullfighting is some bullshite and that isn’t from a PETA member. They torture the animal while looking like a Miami 80s coke dealer. frick em.
Posted on 4/21/26 at 7:04 pm to LegendInMyMind
quote:
I don't know what the corrida is, but context clues tell me that it is in the butt.
It is more like the bullfight or the event.
At first I thought it was Portuguese for corridor.
Posted on 4/21/26 at 7:35 pm to Swamp Frog x
He's drinking thru a straw, and crapping thru a straw for a few weeks.
Posted on 4/21/26 at 7:36 pm to Shexter
Should have stayed retired
Posted on 4/21/26 at 7:36 pm to Shexter
Just reading the thread title make me quiver... ugghh
Posted on 4/21/26 at 7:39 pm to LegendInMyMind
quote:It's as good a car as I am an actor.
I don't know what the corrida is
Posted on 4/21/26 at 7:51 pm to Shexter
When the bull was told about the matadors injuries he replied "Rectum? I hardly knew him."
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