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re: Spain’s greatest matador returns only to get gored by bull and end up w perforated rectum

Posted on 4/21/26 at 7:52 pm to
Posted by Grievous Angel
Tuscaloosa, AL
Member since Dec 2008
10895 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 7:52 pm to
Always root for the bull.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
37933 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 8:09 pm to
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Rectum? Damn near killed em!


In this instance, if I were on the receiving end of all that, I would probably have preferred the "killed him" part. I don't need to rolling around town with a perforated rectum.
Posted by Drewco
Member since Jan 2020
196 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 8:43 pm to
Corndogged his arse!
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14470 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 8:49 pm to
I thought that the bulls were worn down and cut up by the assistants or whatever you call them long before the matador comes into the arena. Isn't the matador part typically just for show and then killing the bull?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134654 posts
Posted on 4/21/26 at 10:31 pm to
quote:

Rectum? Damn near killed em!


Perfect post, and perfect timing with the first reply


You win the OT today
Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95664 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 12:58 am to
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I don't know what the corrida is, but context clues tell me that it is in the butt


The corrida is the "bullfight" - the whole megillah.
This post was edited on 4/22/26 at 1:00 am
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
6483 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 6:48 am to
quote:

Should have stayed retired


Well he sent his arse back into retirement
Posted by TechBullDawg
Member since May 2014
2530 posts
Posted on 4/22/26 at 7:11 am to
I'm Team Bull

They suffer brutal deaths
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