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re: So, you've got $25M in illegal gains to hide and could be arrested at any time...

Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:08 am to
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10355 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:08 am to
Yea. I'd bury it and use the cash for everything. Any purchases under 10,000 won't raise any flags.
Posted by cave canem
pullarius dominus
Member since Oct 2012
12186 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:16 am to
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Yea. I'd bury it and use the cash for everything. Any purchases under 10,000 won't raise any flags.


Wrong, all transactions over 9,999.99 are required to be reported, there are others triggers as well.
Posted by alphaandomega
Tuscaloosa-Here to Serve
Member since Aug 2012
17137 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:39 am to
Bury it in olive barrels (waterproof).

Open a fruit stand. That was how the mob did it in Chicago. Or a titty bar.
Posted by The Mick
Member since Oct 2010
45122 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 11:44 am to
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I pay cash for a place to live outside of Geneva or Zurich. When the heat comes, I'm jetting to Switzerland.
Why not go straight to Switzerland? I hear the Swiss are really nice people.
Posted by saintsfan1977
Arkansas, from Cajun country
Member since Jun 2010
10355 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 12:08 pm to
I could go to academy every day and spend 5k and never have to worry
Posted by mailman
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
6143 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 12:17 pm to
Physically hide in someones backyard
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18407 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 12:19 pm to
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How're you gonna get $25MM USD into the crypto markets to start with? Coinbase maxes you out at $15k/wk. That's 32 years of weekly, max deposits. You'd get popped quick as your ACH account funding crypto would be monitored by AML/KYC laws.



Not that difficult. You can buy crypto with cash.......

It’s actually one of the best ideas in the thread
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 12:21 pm
Posted by Whale Breath
Member since Jan 2018
15 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:12 pm to
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Not that difficult. You can buy crypto with cash....... It’s actually one of the best ideas in the thread


lol, where? the bitcoin corner store?? buying crypto in USD requires electronic transfer of funds via wire, ACH or CC card
Posted by TigersFan64
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Oct 2014
4755 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:16 pm to
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Swiss accounts aren't immune anymore. Thanks, Obama.


It's great that bullshite was finally stopped. The filthy rich already have enough ways to hide money and not pay their fair share of taxes. You're damned right, "thanks Obama."
Posted by 337Tigah
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Member since Aug 2014
2563 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:16 pm to
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a ton of money


quote:

$25M in cash


Does not compute.
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18407 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:33 pm to
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lol, where? the bitcoin corner store?? buying crypto in USD requires electronic transfer of funds via wire, ACH or CC card



Okay simpleton. You clearly don’t understand crypto
Posted by Whale Breath
Member since Jan 2018
15 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:43 pm to
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Okay simpleton. You clearly don’t understand crypto


enlighten me. where do I go to exchange cash for crypto directly. i'll wait...
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
70504 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:47 pm to
Funnel it through a Casino
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18407 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:49 pm to
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enlighten me


Nah. This is clearly too difficult of a concept for you
Posted by Whale Breath
Member since Jan 2018
15 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:50 pm to
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Nah. This is clearly too difficult of a concept for you


lol, what I figured. I'd stick to being an internet genius if I were you...
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17717 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:52 pm to
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But where are you going to hide when the heat comes? I'm not worried about laundering the money I don't think, I'm just worried about it getting seized. The feds would catch on to the laundering I would think.


I would father an illegitimate child in Brazil

They have a law barring extradiction if the criminal is raising a child who is a Brazilian citizen.
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23923 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:54 pm to
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Swiss accounts aren't immune anymore. Thanks, Obama.


I'm no fan of Barack, but if you want to blame somebody for the global invasiveness of the federal government into your money, you need to thank George W. Bush.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 2:53 pm
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18407 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:55 pm to
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lol, what I figured. I'd stick to being an internet genius if I were you...


It’s not my fault you keep your crypto on exchanges and think the only way to obtain it is through exchanges.
Posted by Whale Breath
Member since Jan 2018
15 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:59 pm to
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"It’s not my fault you keep your crypto on exchanges and think the only way to obtain it is through exchanges."


yet, so difficult for you to type out a few lines as to how this is so easily done
Posted by D011ahbi11
Member since Jun 2007
13692 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 1:59 pm to
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How do you buy crypto currency with cash? Pretty sure you have to convert the cash into a bank or other electronic medium first. Which is still an issue.



They have bitcoin ATM's
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