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and your ingenious work-around was to find a bunch of private buyers and meet them in person to exchange dirty cash for BTC. You don't have a concept of what you're trying to preach about. Really, you don't. You should stop
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You clearly articulated you don’t understand cryptocurrency at all and you think I’m deserving of a facepalm emoj


You just used the internet equivalent of "I know you are but what am I". Bravo.

You can't get the $25MM into crypto in order to launder it. Period. Not sure why you're trying to die on that hill, unless you're Satoshi Nakamoto hiding out drunk on Tiger Droppings? You would be a worse money launderer than you are a poster. Don't quit your day job.
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Geeze man, you don’t have to find one person.


where is the facepalm emoji on this message board
my point is, it's easy to be relatively anonymous with crypto currency once you have them but extremely tough, if not impossible, to anonymously to turn a significant amount of USD into crypto.
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If you wanted to sell me your crypto all I need to do is provide you my address


This is obviously an extremely basic concept, but the question is about washing $25MM in cash. Where are you gonna find someone who wants to take on your problem of dirty cash/sell their ~2200 BTC?! 1) anyone who has that much BTC is laying verrrry low so you aren't going to find them, 2) they're HODLing. lol
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"They have bitcoin ATM's"


that max your daily deposits at $3k/day and require 2 factor phone verification and the scanning of your ID (not a good way to lay low). If the premise is still to quickly wash $25MM, this would 8333 days.
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"It’s not my fault you keep your crypto on exchanges and think the only way to obtain it is through exchanges."


yet, so difficult for you to type out a few lines as to how this is so easily done
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Nah. This is clearly too difficult of a concept for you


lol, what I figured. I'd stick to being an internet genius if I were you...
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Okay simpleton. You clearly don’t understand crypto


enlighten me. where do I go to exchange cash for crypto directly. i'll wait...
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Not that difficult. You can buy crypto with cash....... It’s actually one of the best ideas in the thread


lol, where? the bitcoin corner store?? buying crypto in USD requires electronic transfer of funds via wire, ACH or CC card
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Crypto actually is the only viable answer here. Anonymous wallet(s). And you have nothing physical in your possession. You can go anywhere at anytime and access your funds with an internet connection.


nope
I guess you could rent a car and drive around to every known BTC ATM and make max cash deposits to a private wallet. Better have a hollywood-level disguise and be willing to get fleeced on fees though
How're you gonna get $25MM USD into the crypto markets to start with? Coinbase maxes you out at $15k/wk. That's 32 years of weekly, max deposits. You'd get popped quick as your ACH account funding crypto would be monitored by AML/KYC laws.