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re: So women have you in their phone as a code name

Posted on 9/7/26 at 12:42 pm to
Posted by UKWildcats
Lexington, KY
Member since Mar 2015
20706 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 12:42 pm to
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someone at my first lawyer job found a cat in the parking garage and convinced me to take it home. soon thereafter my name started showing up as "Cat Daddy" on the internal phone system caller ID. Whether that became a double entendre or not is left to the imagination.
If you're a dude with a cat, there is less than zero percent chance any woman is calling you "cat daddy" in a sexual way.
Posted by Tedorgeron
Member since Feb 2022
352 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 12:43 pm to
I’m Jody baby
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
51005 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 1:31 pm to
I’m in my wife’s phone as “ICE”

Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
2033 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 1:44 pm to
As long as my code name isn't Baby Tac.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106365 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 2:12 pm to
Does your number stay in someone's contact list if they block you?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35554 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 2:31 pm to
Well this was 25 years ago. The cat was eaten by a coyote after about a year. Maybe two.

She was a great outdoor cat and died doing what she loved. Maybe. She liked to bring me rodent-gifts and guarding the driveway.

And duly noted on your conjecture, incel.
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21426 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:11 pm to
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Amateurs.


We were all happy. She was an insufferable bitch. Universally disliked by almost all his friend plus their spouses. Turns out she was more of a dirty whore than we ever imagined.
Posted by mauser
Orange Beach
Member since Nov 2008
27780 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:17 pm to
I have my girlfriend entered as Potential Spamm.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
151726 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:19 pm to
Just be happy a woman has you in her phone Baw
Posted by brass2mouth
NOLA
Member since Jul 2007
20766 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:40 pm to
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So women have you in their phone as a code name


And I have Dominos, Pizza Hut, and Papa John’s all saved.

Posted by DesScorp
Alabama
Member since Sep 2017
10744 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:48 pm to
There’s a comedian who has a bit where he finds out he’s listed as “Free Food” on his crush’s phone.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
74024 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:49 pm to
Mine was changed to my hyphenated name after I took my wife's last name.
Posted by rocksteady
Member since Sep 2013
3229 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 3:58 pm to
When I was a young tramp I duplicated my most talked to best friends names. John and Kevin texting me 7 times in a row at 1am wasn’t unusual at all. Flawless victory
Posted by WWII Collector
Member since Oct 2018
9330 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 4:31 pm to
If I had a side chic, I'd label her as "spam likely"
Posted by SenorJuan
NYC
Member since May 2026
73 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:09 pm to
Had a buddy that was living with his girlfriend. Was using her iPad for something when “Aunt Jenny” started messaging her.

Turns out Aunt Jenny was really her ex bf.

Women make it out to be that only men cheat. bullshite. They just use mental gymnastics and womenese to justify being hoebags.

Titanic and the notebook are pretty good examples.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
138893 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 5:12 pm to
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Just be happy a woman has you in her phone Baw


They have me in there as Amazon Prime because I come so fast.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105322 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:13 pm to
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Do you want to know?


Nope.

Because what it probably has me listed as is probably a half step above just blocking the number completely.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135131 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:14 pm to
There's usually about 5 choices
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105322 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:15 pm to
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There’s another called Bilbo


He’s the one with a ring for you, I’m guessing.
Posted by AlonsoWDC
Memphis, where it ain't Ten-a-Key
Member since Aug 2014
9392 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 7:18 pm to
Been in my girl's phone as first name last name since we met years ago.
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