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re: So women have you in their phone as a code name

Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:11 am to
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
70117 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:11 am to
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with all the negative women rhetoric.

You're shocked that a board that's 99% men has some negative opinions of women?
Posted by PGAOLDBAWNevahBroke
Member since Oct 2025
714 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:11 am to
you dont give these Hos yo real name mang

Sheeeeit
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
21426 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:15 am to
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I am simply listed as “The Unit” in many women’s phones.


I’m in my wife’s as Super Honky
Posted by Jon A thon
Member since May 2019
2577 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:17 am to
I think my wife gave me her phone to type my name in or something along those lines. I put my name as Captain Awesome. I found out not that long ago that she never changed it. Nearly 20 years of her answering my calls to something I did half drunk at a tailgate.
Posted by BrianKellysbuyout
Member since Nov 2025
2170 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:17 am to
No, I don't care. I've been married for 15 years, what other women think of me doesn't matter. I have everybody in my phone as first and last name, sometimes the company they work for if I would need it.
Posted by Hondo Blacksheep
Member since Jul 2022
3593 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:19 am to
I am The Pilot
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
178553 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:22 am to
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My wife has my full name in her phone. Never changed it since before we were dating. Been married 11 years now

My wife is still first name maiden name in my phone. I think it’s kind of cute by this point. (she changed her name to mine in case anyone was worried)
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 8:24 am
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
74825 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:35 am to
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Last time I had a girlfriend or romantic interest other than my wife, the only cell phones were Gordon Gekko's, a bag phone, or installed in a vehicle.


^this. I think it was a year after we were married that we got cell phones. And the ones we got were these…



quote:

Any female that has me in her phone today has it either as my legal name or Dad.


^ also this
Posted by jchamil
Member since Nov 2009
19959 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:45 am to
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Even scarier, some chicks have a notes app full of the most vile shite from their past, all the names of dudes they screwed and rankings, etc etc.


A poster in the last week or so said he has all the women he’s slept with and where they’re from saved in his phone
Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1280 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:48 am to
Just pics in the photo app will do just fine
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35554 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 8:58 am to
someone at my first lawyer job found a cat in the parking garage and convinced me to take it home. soon thereafter my name started showing up as "Cat Daddy" on the internal phone system caller ID. Whether that became a double entendre or not is left to the imagination.
This post was edited on 9/7/26 at 9:56 am
Posted by Friendly Satan
Member since Nov 2024
1915 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:01 am to
Does it still count if they have your number blocked?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30745 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:03 am to
Most have mine as Get In Dem Guts.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63564 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:06 am to

To old to have cell phones in my prime

Back then, my guess

MrHappy
DrFeelgood
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
24898 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:07 am to
The vast majority of women with men in their phone using nicknames that aren’t funny are for the streets.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
32041 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:11 am to
You mean that robot girl from medicare has a code name for me? Probably Sir Hangsupalot.
Posted by forkedintheroad
Member since Feb 2025
2808 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 9:20 am to
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True story, a close relative of mine got caught cheating when her phone rang while she was in the other room and her husband at the time walked over to it and it said "Casanova".


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The same thing happened to a buddy of mine while he was in Vegas. GF was showering and her phone dinged and he looked.

It just said the dudes regular name though.


Amateurs.

Gotta encode that as something the spouse would never answer or think twice about, like Gynecology Associates or Urology Specialists.
Posted by Warwick
Member since May 2022
2335 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 11:55 am to
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I think it was a year after we were married that we got cell phones. And the ones we got were these…





my sister had that phone in 2001. She was a nerd (now an engineer). She had my contact stored as "shithead".
Posted by oldtrucker
Marianna, Fl
Member since Apr 2013
3924 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 12:13 pm to
Which one of you guys is Wun Hung Low?
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
10273 posts
Posted on 9/7/26 at 12:15 pm to
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you dont give these Hos yo real name



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