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How is Sable Offshore doing these days?


What’s Phil’s connection here? Friend of Jim Flores?
Crane can’t get out of his own way. This team is stuck in baseball purgatory.

re: How many more losses?

Posted by SenorJuan on 9/29/26 at 11:21 pm to
Bama & Kentucky
Well luck out and win. It’s great for ratings. #TVmoney
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You still have to dry your arse..


I dated a girl for a minute that had me install one in my master bathroom. Yes, you still have to dry your arse off.

WTB 4 Texas A&M

Posted by SenorJuan on 9/25/26 at 10:16 pm
I know it’s last second but I’ve got friends from out of town asking.

SenorJuan5673@gmail.com
Alright DATers, need some insurance runs here.
My little knowledge of posting pictures on here tells me you had that picture for a while on photobucket. Wife probably doesn’t know, right, boomer?
First downvote for what you deliberately did, jackass.
I left 6 years ago and never looked back. Family, crawfish and drive thru daiquiri shacks don’t make up for the litany of issues you can’t see until you be been away from it for a while.

A lot of insecure people, including my family, can’t see the forest from the trees.

re: Where are all the UK fans?

Posted by SenorJuan on 9/20/26 at 10:30 pm to
Its not basketball season yet… jokes aside, I’m sure they’re hungover and good for them.
CincinnatiTiiger

I popped into this thread to make sure someone made a Seinfeld reference
Had a buddy that was living with his girlfriend. Was using her iPad for something when “Aunt Jenny” started messaging her.

Turns out Aunt Jenny was really her ex bf.

Women make it out to be that only men cheat. bullshite. They just use mental gymnastics and womenese to justify being hoebags.

Titanic and the notebook are pretty good examples.
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Truly the dumbest part of their whole progression.


You mean to tell me the same group that didn’t so much as google a “NFL player’s” name are privy to making shittty long term decisions also can’t see that coming?

I’m so shocked.

As a single guy with no kids, I blame the closeted simps that feed these land whale 4’s egos secretly on social media.

I have single friends my age that still want the wife and kids. You can’t find a woman that can take care of themselves without patting themselves on the back… I’m sure that will change after a one way contract/marriage and a crotch goblin come to fruition…
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Lol look at Shannon Sharpe. These sugar babies are pretty much like money predators and theres a large enough community where they know all the tips and tricks to manipulate these men.


Modeling agencies put their girls on websites like seeking.com and line up dates for them.

They also pay for their dry cleaning, facials, manicures, gym memberships, etc.

How this guy doesn’t know the game but a nobody like me does is weird.
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Bring back Luhnow


Been saying this all season. LSU brought back Will Wade, why can’t the Astros bring back Luhnow?
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Yachter


Sadly a lot of girls aspire to be just that.
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Shoulda been sellers….


I got downvoted away for saying we should have punt on this season and refill our farm system.
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I hate the stupid fricking Crawford Boxes. —Except when Altuve drops a homer just over the wall


Or e-sock who we brought in specifically for his ultra pull batting technique