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re: So I'm suppose to help a woman move UPDATED #6

Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:55 pm to
Posted by NoSaint
Member since Jun 2011
12684 posts
Posted on 7/17/19 at 10:55 pm to
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Me: I don't smoke weed and I have a fuel tank of gas.


Your pulling that move but can’t tell her no directly for fear she will tell your mom?
Posted by MrLSU
Yellowstone, Val d'isere
Member since Jan 2004
29730 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 12:23 am to
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And everyone here already knows the OP is going to help her unpack.


I can’t wait to see how he puts his foot down on that because we all know that while he might bend he never breaks!!!

The OP needs to change his name to The Negotiator!
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
46803 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 4:01 am to
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Bro.... If you dont PIIHB after packing her shite and moving it for her on your dime, you should cut your dick off and throw it in the gulf.


Wait until you hear what happened in Florida 2 days ago. FL man thought a dude was banging his wife so he tied him up and got the scissors....
Posted by Doctor Strangelove
Member since Feb 2018
3423 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 5:44 am to
A couple of observations and suggestions. There is no shame in helping someone move but put some limits on their demands.

1. Tell her she needs to have everything packed and ready to go. If she isn’t working, I would never waste my time off packing her crap.
2. Put limits on your time. Only give her 3-4 hours tops. I helped my sister and BIL move recently but told them up front I could help from 9-2 pm and then had some other plans. I left promptly at 2 and they were still moving a day later with a bunch of garage junk.
3. Tell her to have some other people there to help. Appliances and bulky furniture are going to be too much for you and Miss Manipulative. Surely some folks from your church could help. If she can’t get anyone else to help for free then she needs to hire someone.

You have a weird dynamic going on with this lady and need to reclaim some dignity by setting some limits on her demands of your time and energy.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69078 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 5:58 am to
OP- “Glad I could help you pack up all your stuff and move you, m’lady”

Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
16637 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:01 am to
This is the most pathetic ‘guy friend’ story I’ve ever heard. I really hope you are making all of this up.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
46855 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:13 am to
I believe we should have a countdown clock to 8 AM and expected pics.

Just wondering how preparations are going right now?

Old boy having coffee and reading the paper?

Old girl shaving the cooch and applying a light touch of perfume?
This post was edited on 7/18/19 at 6:16 am
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
39515 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:18 am to
Good lord no way this shite isn't made up at this point
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
21018 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:45 am to
OP has Aspergers
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
17545 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 6:59 am to
Enjoy moving day
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:42 am to
No homo but I’m more interested in seeing what OP looks like at this point.
Posted by VinegarStrokes
Georgia
Member since Oct 2015
14183 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 7:57 am to
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OP has Aspergers


Aspergers makes my pee smell stinky
Posted by CptRusty
Basket of Deplorables
Member since Aug 2011
11740 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 8:02 am to
The day of reckoning is upon us. OP is packing up her junk as I type this.
Posted by BrotherEsau
Member since Aug 2011
3598 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 8:07 am to
Can’t wait to read about how he spent all day moving her, and when done, starts thinking he’s gonna get laid, until her boyfriend shows up, thanks him for helping out and offers him $20 beer money.
Posted by CHSTigersFan
Charleston, Arkansas
Member since Jan 2005
2738 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 8:07 am to
Good Thursday Moving Day!!! Let's see those pics
Posted by cleeveclever
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
2046 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 8:10 am to
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Can’t wait to read about how he spent all day moving her, and when done, starts thinking he’s gonna get laid, until her boyfriend shows up, thanks him for helping out and offers him $20 beer money.


She's going to make OP put her bed together first because she promised her boyfriend they'd bang in the new place the first night.
Posted by Athos
Member since Sep 2016
11878 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 8:12 am to
fricker better provide multiple angles pics at this point.
Posted by Meauxjeaux
102836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
46855 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 8:27 am to
Better yet, at this point I feel like there should be a live camera crew.
Posted by Azranod
The Land of crooked letters and I's
Member since Oct 2013
1208 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 8:32 am to
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She's going to make OP put her bed together first because she promised her boyfriend they'd bang in the new place the first night.


Damn! I've been lurking this entire thread and was going to reply with, "OP needs to tell her they are moving the bed first so that she can have it ready for him to plow her after they get everything moved."
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 7/18/19 at 8:34 am to
I took one pic. She's not wearing snug fitting jeans nor a tight t-shirt. My memories of the past got the better of me.

Will post later.
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