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re: So I have a d#$khead neighbor with a dog...
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:39 pm to weadjust
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:39 pm to weadjust
quote:
Pee on his door and door knob every day to mark your turf
Get a sheet pan. Piss in the sheet pan, maybe a quarter inch deep. Put the sheet pan in the freezer.
When he leaves for work, slide the pissicle under his door.
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Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:44 pm to TigerstuckinMS
A lot of people in this thread are under the impression that apartment exterior doors have gaps at the bottom.
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:48 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
and the a-hole neighbor taped the same note to our door with the following scribbled on the bottom: shoulda bought a house
Dude nut sacked you and your pussy fiance
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:52 pm to shutterspeed
quote:Then jump the dog owner.
Chances are, the dog is bothering others, too. Team up with your neighbors to have them complain.
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:54 pm to OldmanBeasley
quote:
shoulda bought a house
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:56 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
Would you kindly consider doing something with you dog when you're away as it barks
Not trying to be an arse, but what is your neighbor supposed to do to stop his dog from barking when he’s not there?
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:58 pm to yankeeundercover
Go to management.
If management doesn't care, start being a dick back.
If management doesn't care, start being a dick back.
Posted on 4/2/21 at 10:59 pm to The Pirate King
Hmmmm
Not have him
Muzzle
Train
Come home and check on him
Bring him to work
Drop him at a doggie day care
Being responsible neighbor is not hard
Not have him
Muzzle
Train
Come home and check on him
Bring him to work
Drop him at a doggie day care
Being responsible neighbor is not hard
Posted on 4/2/21 at 11:02 pm to Thecoz
Neighbor here in a subdivision next door has a Great Dane that barks non stop unless he has his bark collar on....
Lots of easy solutions the owner should take advantage of...
Lots of easy solutions the owner should take advantage of...
Posted on 4/2/21 at 11:04 pm to yankeeundercover
Move the washing machine to where it is against the shared wall. Around 3am start up the Spin Cycle with with some wet towels all on one side. The off balance banging against the wall will wake him and then you can run the machine all night to keep him awake.
When he comes to your door, tell him he shoulda bought a house.
When he comes to your door, tell him he shoulda bought a house.
Posted on 4/2/21 at 11:04 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
This idiot has no control over his dog
So....you live next to the White House?
Posted on 4/2/21 at 11:33 pm to Thecoz
quote:+a bajillion internetz
Being responsible neighbor is not hard
Posted on 4/2/21 at 11:33 pm to bulldog95
So I’ve heard. My anti freeze suggestion was meant in jest.
Posted on 4/2/21 at 11:44 pm to yankeeundercover
quote:
Dude, trust me... I'm with you. We're staying in this apartment which belongs to my fiancée's father who lives in Albany while he cares for his handicapped brother... so we're not on the lease and can't really make a stink with management because, technically, we're not supposed to be here... we're literally just squatting until mid-July when our house is done
You’re as poor as me
Posted on 4/2/21 at 11:56 pm to yankeeundercover
Why are y’all home all day listening to it? You should both get jobs. Gets you away from the barking. Comes with salary you could use to, I don’t know, say, not live in a fricking sublet apartment. Kills two dogs with one stone.
Posted on 4/2/21 at 11:58 pm to AmosMosesAndTwins
quote:IDKIFSWYDT, but it's just one dog. And IDGAF if it barks all god damned day... it's at 8PM at night and on that I care...
Kills two dogs with one stone.
Thanks for playing, playa.
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This post was edited on 4/3/21 at 12:00 am
Posted on 4/3/21 at 12:02 am to yankeeundercover
Tape or record the dog barking all day and play it back for your neighbor all night while he is trying to sleep.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 12:09 am to yankeeundercover
quote:
IDKIFSWYDT, but it's just one dog. And IDGAF if it barks all god damned day... it's at 8PM at night and on that I care...
Thanks for playing, playa.
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Is that like an ATM machine?
And, nah, I feel you holmes. In an apartment ourselves while Laura repairs going on at house. Share our longest wall with people I swear have 8 fricking Yorkies. 8p-11p, every fricking night. I like running our garbage disposal at 5am every morning to be an a-hole.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 12:17 am to AmosMosesAndTwins
I'm over apartment living... which is why I'm building a fricking house. I'm SOOOoooo over bitches in heels upstairs stomping around like it's their job to do so and shitty arse neighbors who have shitty arse dogs who bark constantly...
The motherfricking dog is barking right now!!.. I did go out to confront the a-hole, but apparently he's cool enough to go out on a Friday night and leave his Satan dog at home...
...I might just be getting too old for the bullshite.
The motherfricking dog is barking right now!!.. I did go out to confront the a-hole, but apparently he's cool enough to go out on a Friday night and leave his Satan dog at home...
...I might just be getting too old for the bullshite.
Posted on 4/3/21 at 12:31 am to yankeeundercover
Every time the dog barks...go frick it.
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