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re: What’s your death liquor?? - HerkFlyer
[quote]Jager[/quote] There it is. Does anyone over 25 actually drink that swill?...
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re: Execution scheduled in Missouri today - HerkFlyer
Killed someone’s grandparents over what amounted to pocket change. Piece of shite should be fully decomposed by now....
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re: Gotta love Elon - HerkFlyer
[quote]Probably taste like some really salty piss or whatever theft by taxation tastes like.[/quote] I’d give them a quick taste, but no more as a conservative. I mean, disregarding my previous post; titties don’t really have political leanings. Just the psycho bitches they’re unfortunately at...
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re: Gotta love Elon - HerkFlyer
Don’t fall for them big ole socialist titties. ...
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re: Are Flight Attendants one of the most useless professions? - HerkFlyer
[quote]We actually have escape ropes in the ceiling of the cockpit that allow us to escape through our side windows. See you later suckers, I’m outta here. [/quote] Grab the end of the rope and jump, right?...
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re: Are Flight Attendants one of the most useless professions? - HerkFlyer
[quote]Thought they were all unionized.[/quote] Not sure about the other legacies, but definitely not at DAL....
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re: Are Flight Attendants one of the most useless professions? - HerkFlyer
[quote]All of the major airlines and regionals have union flight attendants.[/quote] They’re not union at Delta...
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re: Are Flight Attendants one of the most useless professions? - HerkFlyer
They can be obnoxious, but their job isn’t to bring you a mich ultra in seat 38B. Their job is to get you out of an airplane that’s on fire....
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re: Who is the “Special Guest” for Garth Brooks? - HerkFlyer
[quote]Tom Segura[/quote] I like Tom Segura, but this whole Garth Brooks thing is not as funny as he and what’s her name think it is. He’s probably right about Garth being a serial killer though....
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re: Parents who sternly send command to their kid, then when kid ignores them… - HerkFlyer
Lucky kids, mine don’t get a count. They just get their arse whipped. Edit: to be fair, my kids do ignore me(more than I remember ignoring my parents). Threatening an arse whipping gets their attention. Actually whipping their asses straightens them out. I always make an effort to make it a teachab...
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re: Percent chance Chris Gaines makes an appearance in Tiger Stadium Saturday? - HerkFlyer
0% since he died in the Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crash....
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re: Having to let people know the light is green - HerkFlyer
[quote]I’d say there are multiple days in the week when I have to honk at someone who has been on their phone while the light has been green for a good 4-6 seconds.[/quote] I relish it. Drives the frau crazy. “Look at this fricker, they’re definitely not going when the light turns… … … … (...
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re: Any of you Baws wanna meet up at Sonics? My knuckles are itching. - HerkFlyer
I can hear your heavy breathing through the internet. ...
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re: Scrap it. Dumb idea - HerkFlyer
[quote]Andrew Dice Clay is on there. [/quote] Yeah, bad on me. That Andrew Dice Clay HBO special where he’s just being an a-hole is awful, but a riot at the same time. ...
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re: Scrap it. Dumb idea - HerkFlyer
Patton Oswalt got listed but… No Lenny Bruce or Andrew Dice Clay? Shit, just saw Andrew Dice Clay on your list. Regardless, Patton Oswalt is about as funny as a terminally ill grandmother....
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re: Bring Us Your Favorite 2021 and Beyond Memes - HerkFlyer
[img]https://i.ibb.co/b5KSJqc/F0136328-C1-C0-4152-846-D-239-CB4872-C50.jpg[/img] [img]https://i.ibb.co/W0X0tLy/2-CF13820-93-E2-4-FDD-AC95-B0-CD588-BC276.jpg[/img]...
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re: I put a dried dog turd in a plastic egg and hid it in my friends yard. - HerkFlyer
[quote]I would have put it in a paper bag and lit it on fire on your porch[/quote] This is the correct response. All’s fair in love and war....
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re: Most stop signs should be replaced with yield signs - HerkFlyer
[quote]Traffic lights should have same rules as stop signs when there is no cross traffic[/quote] Agree 100%. I hate sitting at a red light with no one going through the intersection. Unfortunately, your average driver is a retard and wouldn't understand how this rule would work. "iT'S a ...
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re: What are the best restaurants on a road trip - HerkFlyer
[quote]What are the best restaurants on a road trip[/quote] Whatever gets asses back in seats the quickest. This ain't about a culinary experience, it's about time. Signed A middle class dad...
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re: Happy Jackie Robinson Day! - HerkFlyer
frick her, Jackie Robinson dealt with real racism and excelled. A great American who's name doesn't belong in the same sentence as what's her name mayor. ...
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