HerkFlyer

[quote]Jager[/quote] There it is. Does anyone over 25 actually drink that swill?...

Killed someone’s grandparents over what amounted to pocket change. Piece of shite should be fully decomposed by now....

[quote]Probably taste like some really salty piss or whatever theft by taxation tastes like.[/quote] I’d give them a quick taste, but no more as a conservative. I mean, disregarding my previous post; titties don’t really have political leanings. Just the psycho bitches they’re unfortunately at...

Don’t fall for them big ole socialist titties. ...

[quote]We actually have escape ropes in the ceiling of the cockpit that allow us to escape through our side windows. See you later suckers, I’m outta here. [/quote] Grab the end of the rope and jump, right?...

[quote]Thought they were all unionized.[/quote] Not sure about the other legacies, but definitely not at DAL....

[quote]All of the major airlines and regionals have union flight attendants.[/quote] They’re not union at Delta...

They can be obnoxious, but their job isn’t to bring you a mich ultra in seat 38B. Their job is to get you out of an airplane that’s on fire....

[quote]Tom Segura[/quote] I like Tom Segura, but this whole Garth Brooks thing is not as funny as he and what’s her name think it is. He’s probably right about Garth being a serial killer though....

Lucky kids, mine don’t get a count. They just get their arse whipped. Edit: to be fair, my kids do ignore me(more than I remember ignoring my parents). Threatening an arse whipping gets their attention. Actually whipping their asses straightens them out. I always make an effort to make it a teachab...

0% since he died in the Lynyrd Skynyrd plane crash....

[quote]I’d say there are multiple days in the week when I have to honk at someone who has been on their phone while the light has been green for a good 4-6 seconds.[/quote] I relish it. Drives the frau crazy. “Look at this fricker, they’re definitely not going when the light turns… … … … (...

I can hear your heavy breathing through the internet. ...

[quote]Andrew Dice Clay is on there. [/quote] Yeah, bad on me. That Andrew Dice Clay HBO special where he’s just being an a-hole is awful, but a riot at the same time. ...

Patton Oswalt got listed but… No Lenny Bruce or Andrew Dice Clay? Shit, just saw Andrew Dice Clay on your list. Regardless, Patton Oswalt is about as funny as a terminally ill grandmother....

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[quote]I would have put it in a paper bag and lit it on fire on your porch[/quote] This is the correct response. All’s fair in love and war....

[quote]Traffic lights should have same rules as stop signs when there is no cross traffic[/quote] Agree 100%. I hate sitting at a red light with no one going through the intersection. Unfortunately, your average driver is a retard and wouldn't understand how this rule would work. "iT'S a ...

[quote]What are the best restaurants on a road trip[/quote] Whatever gets asses back in seats the quickest. This ain't about a culinary experience, it's about time. Signed A middle class dad...

frick her, Jackie Robinson dealt with real racism and excelled. A great American who's name doesn't belong in the same sentence as what's her name mayor. ...