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re: So I bought some fake money off of Amazon to prank my Dad

Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:14 pm to
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122175 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:14 pm to
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Good God. That may be the trashiest thing I'll read all week. What kind of parent/child relationship is going on when a shared drug dealer is involved?


He just said he gets it from a buddy of his. What's wrong with that? You got to get it from someone and if I was 78 I'd do it from sun up to sun down every day.
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24243 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:15 pm to

I'm just busting your balls.
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5336 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:19 pm to
Wouldnt it be more fun to take the fake money to the scrip club , “make it rain” and watch the dancers go batshite ?
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11747 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:23 pm to
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I'm just busting your balls.


It's all good. I mean, I picked my screen name for a reason
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11747 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:29 pm to
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Wouldnt it be more fun to take the fake money to the scrip club , “make it rain” and watch the dancers go batshite ?


Yeah, the problem with that is you would have to get out of the place, and strips know their cash. A student section at a football game would be wild because you could easily get lost in the crowd while being able to watch the carnage. Same with a crowded dance floor at a bar.

I can promise you, I have wasted copious amounts of time thinking about this. And by doing so I believe I may have come up with the perfect scenario. A PETA (not PITA, those are delicious) protest rally on a windy day.
This post was edited on 10/3/22 at 5:39 pm
Posted by BK Lounge
Member since Nov 2021
5336 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:33 pm to
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a PITA protest rally on a windy day.





Wtf is a PITA protest ? People protesting Greek food and, like, hummus ?



Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
33526 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:34 pm to
Come down here to Mexico and buy an ounce of nose candy with it. Start an in-game thread while you’re being taken to a remote ranch.

That would be funny.

Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
24243 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:34 pm to
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Wtf is a PITA protest

Protesting people who are a pain in the arse.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20157 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:38 pm to
Buddy brought back a suitcase of Saddam money from Iraq (Dinars I think?) and was handing it out to all the bums around Fayetteville and telling them they could cash it in for dollars at any bank. The CG of Ft. Bragg put out an ALCON memo to the base to stop doing that. He quit and quit telling people about it as well.

I still have some in my closet.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11747 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:42 pm to
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I still have some in my closet.


I will give you $10 on the dollar for all of your Dinars. I'm a legitimate registered man of business of the OT. You may find a recent photo of my valid currency at the beginning of this thread.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5350 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:43 pm to

A few years ago I found a fake 20 lying on the sidewalk on two separate occasions. Of course like an idiot I got excited and picked them both up before I realized that it had "for motion picture use only" printed on the bill. I later found out that Amazon sold bundles of these and the Secret Service had asked them to stop but Amazon refused because it was discretely marked as non legal tender.

I posted this story during the George Floyd riots. I would bet dollars to donuts that is what happened to Floyd. He saw one of these fake Amazon bills lying on the sidewalk as a jackass lure, picked it up and tried to use it in a store. It's not like he was some sophisticated criminal with ties to an organized counterfeiting ring.
Cops were summoned, he resisted arrest with a bunch of fentanyl coursing through his system and the rest is history.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75184 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:45 pm to
Attempting to pass it off in any way as real money is illegal.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
134654 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 5:47 pm to
Dude, no one cares that you smoke reefer.
Posted by VeniVidiVici
Gaul
Member since Feb 2012
1728 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 6:08 pm to
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I can promise you, I have wasted copious amounts of time thinking about this.

You have WAY too much free time…

Maybe build models like Darth?
This post was edited on 10/3/22 at 7:58 pm
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75184 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 6:32 pm to
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bud models

Tell me more....
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52563 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 6:40 pm to
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So I bought some fake money off of Amazon to prank my Dad
sounds like you're the one who was pranked
Posted by Picayuner
Member since Dec 2016
3836 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 7:15 pm to
You flash that down there and you’ll have errebody steppin at ya. Watch out.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
15557 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 7:23 pm to
Mother's made a decent ham...

... in 1983
Posted by JackieTreehorn
Member since Sep 2013
35576 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 7:26 pm to
I have a feeling it would go down like the radio station who promoted that they were dropping eggs for Easter from their chopper filled with $100 bills. Instead the eggs were filled with April Fools notes. The mob ransacked the station and overturned the station van.
Posted by Basura Blanco
Member since Dec 2011
11747 posts
Posted on 10/3/22 at 7:57 pm to
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Dude, no one cares that you smoke reefer


I actually don't care for it that much. My Dad on other hand...
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