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re: Sister’s jackass boyfriend just told my kids Santa isn’t real

Posted on 12/24/25 at 8:57 pm to
Posted by Friscodog
Frisco, TX
Member since Jul 2009
4933 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 8:57 pm to
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OT, what would you suggest in this situation?



If he is a nerdy reddit type, he is probably permanently attached to his cell phone.. I would let hubby grab his phone and smash it to pieces.
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19383 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 8:58 pm to
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I’ve found that people who label others as trashy are often more trashy than the people they’re criticizing.


So you’re saying you’re more trashy than the person calling the OP trashy?

What kind of redneck inception stunt you trying to pull?
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43146 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 8:59 pm to
Plant CP on his phone and call the cops.
Posted by wryder1
Birmingham
Member since Feb 2008
4765 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:00 pm to
The fact that he is still in your house shows who the true alpha is. That dude did what he wanted, in yalls house, and yall reward him with Netflix.
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
48878 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:00 pm to
You really need to let your husband take care of this. After the kids finally get to bed, take that fricker out in the yard and beat his arse. I am not one quick to violence but this dude deserves it.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
73283 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:01 pm to
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So you’re saying you’re more trashy than the person calling the OP trashy?


No. I’m saying people who make a sport out of calling others trashy tend to tell on themselves.

This isn’t a paradox. Nor am I anything remotely close to what you or anyone else would consider a redneck. Try again.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Monterey, CA
Member since Jul 2008
23892 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:02 pm to
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one of my favorite things is when people with no children give advice to people with children.


Y’all are currently on EBT Klark so yea you could probably use a little advice … can’t feed ‘em don’t breed ‘em
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
24845 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:02 pm to
Kick him out
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
78170 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:04 pm to
Tell the kids he's a loser and was a shite kid therefore, he wasnt visited by Santa and his parents HAD to buy him his gifts. He's just trying to ruin it for them because he's jealous.

Then have your husband or father take him in the backyard and get him straightened out.
This post was edited on 12/24/25 at 9:12 pm
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
14982 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:05 pm to
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You really need to let your husband take care of this.


Yeah, shouldn't have stopped the hubby to begin with... sometimes violence really IS the answer.
Posted by OldmanBeasley
Charlotte
Member since Jun 2014
10960 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:05 pm to
I’m sure everyone was so drunk that no one will even remember tomorrow.
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
65411 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:05 pm to
quote:

proceeds to stand up, stretch, look right at the kids and say “Santa’s not real. He’s a fake guy. Your mom and dad already brought the presents.”


I have a hard time believing that this is how it went down. Seems like we're missing some context
This post was edited on 12/24/25 at 9:06 pm
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20538 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:05 pm to
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Early 20s


You can’t legally do anything physical to him.

But I would request to your father and/or your sister that the boyfriend be removed from the home and uninvited to future family events. If they don’t comply, take your kids home and tell them all to frick off.

This won’t be a one off thing. The guy enjoys hurting children. This time it’s emotional harm. How far is he willing to go? What else does he desire to say or do to your family members?

It might seem like a harmless prank or him just being a shithead, but well-adjusted, sane people don’t do that. Especially in their 20s. If he were 15, maybe. But an adult?

You need to suggest the boyfriend not be there any more. If they can’t agree, then you and yours are elsewhere.
Posted by tigersownall
Thibodaux
Member since Sep 2011
16692 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:05 pm to
Gonna need a follow up on this.
Posted by KCRoyalBlue
Member since Nov 2020
1913 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:06 pm to
frick the guy's Mom while wearing a GoPro.

Or to really drive up his psychiatrist bill, frick his Dad while you're wearing a Santa suit. Make sure to yell that you're coming down his chimney when it's time to deliver the presents.

Merry Christmas and you're welcome.

Oh, I just remembered that OP is a lady. Let your husband be Kris Kringle for the night.
Posted by LSUDUCKMAN67
DTB
Member since Sep 2020
1578 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:06 pm to
Let your husband and father kick him
Out.

Send him packing!
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
73283 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:07 pm to
When people miss this hard, it’s usually projection, not perception. If this is your idea of a read Burtha, you’re aiming at the wrong tax bracket little buddy.

And keep my kids out of your mouth before you end up in the gutter next to Sonic.
This post was edited on 12/24/25 at 9:11 pm
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
14982 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:09 pm to
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I’m sure everyone was so drunk that no one will even remember tomorrow.


Um... except the young children... right?!
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
3207 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:09 pm to
Fists are called for
Posted by Cell of Awareness
Member since Jan 2024
1228 posts
Posted on 12/24/25 at 9:10 pm to
Tie him up, paint him green and tell the kids he is the real Grinch.
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