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re: Signs you have hit rock bottom. Golden Corral version

Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:06 pm to
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13401 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:06 pm to
That sora thing oughta stay for the whole video... I don't mind AI, but I like knowing that a video is real or not.
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
40155 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:08 pm to
I love how one of the very first sora viral videos is one of “security cam” footage showing sam altman shoplifting.

Literally day 1 you got people circulating videos of people committing crimes they didn’t actually commit. Future’s bright, baws.
Posted by zuluboudreaux
God’s country USA
Member since Jan 2008
1050 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:09 pm to
All you can eats means,,,,,,,stop eating now! That’s all you can eat! Leave now.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91076 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:14 pm to
please take my photo down
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
19047 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:17 pm to
They wanted him out before going to the bathroom and he was reaching critical mass.
Posted by bird35
Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
13409 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:21 pm to
Over a decade ago the two days before Thanksgiving a stomach virus ran through my family. Wife and I and 3 kids all were down and could not do any cooking or shopping for Thanksgiving. We all were fine on Thanksgiving day and decided to go to GC for Thanksgiving dinner.

I’ve never seen a more trashy, trailer park crowd that had given up on life.

Posted by hansenthered1
Dixie
Member since Nov 2023
2240 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:23 pm to
This is what instantly thought of as well
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70493 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:24 pm to
GC should've bid on all of Red Lobster's bibs during bankruptcy.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
69346 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:27 pm to
quote:

This is the exact plot of a Simpsons episode.




Also Louie Anderson skit. LOL..



"You here 4 hour". You go home now, no come back


Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11410 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:29 pm to
Happened in Houma a several years ago.

Jimmy Kimmel even interviewed them:
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
22146 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 5:02 pm to
Posted by wesfau
Member since Mar 2023
1791 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 5:07 pm to
quote:

You here four hour! You go now!


The exact first thought I had.

RIP John.
Posted by AlumneyeJ93
Member since Apr 2022
896 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 5:08 pm to
Always liked their bourbon street chicken.
Posted by Smeg
Member since Aug 2018
14282 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 5:10 pm to
Posted by Shingo
Louisiana, USA
Member since Sep 2010
4300 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 5:13 pm to
You been here 4 hour. You make my wife cry!
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
31937 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 5:16 pm to
My uncle and his buddy would make an annual road trip to Montana to visit friends. They stopped at an all you can eat fried chicken place once where his buddy had a stack of chicken bones on his plate, the owner came out and told him the buffet was closed to him now,,
Posted by Sunnyvale
Member since Feb 2024
2256 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 5:20 pm to
I mean, A couple more bad breaks and this could be me.

Also, they say the need the tables, but it doesnt even look busy.

I Stand with the dude.

Usually resturants have a realtionship with those seedy types of people.
It isnt like its the first time. They usually go there, and are giving a talk about the situtation at some point.

But where else do the broken go?

It does look like a Skit.
This post was edited on 10/6/25 at 5:25 pm
Posted by Chris Farley
Regulating
Member since Sep 2009
4200 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 5:23 pm to
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I've never been to a Golden Corral but I hope that they have AED kits somewhere adjacent to the gravy vat and the pallet of dinner rolls


First time I went I saw some whale get taken out in the meat wagon
Posted by KiwiHead
Auckland, NZ
Member since Jul 2014
35670 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 5:26 pm to
Hey, hey, hey! They have a chocolate fountain. Tell me who else has a chocolate fountain?
Posted by 3deadtrolls
lafayette
Member since Jan 2014
6685 posts
Posted on 10/6/25 at 5:28 pm to
I ate at a Golden Corral one time because it was next door to a hotel I was staying at. I don't think I had ever shite like that before or probably ever after. That place had me shitting out thoughts. Never again.
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