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re: Short men married to taller women

Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:44 am to
Posted by RidiculousHype
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Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:44 am to
Jessie Spano
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted by NATidefan
Two hours North of Birmingham
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:48 am to
quote:

swimming pool fill in nicely


Be careful, don't get too close to the deep end.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25683 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:49 am to
When I was in high school, I rode horses with two young housewives who were both tall (5 10 or 5 11) and had short ( 5 6 or so) husbands (both of whom had the money to support their horseback riding expenses).

Both were tall and good looking (and they both aged very well).

ETA: A lot of MILF's ride English. It was fun hanging around with them when I was in HS. Monica Vescovo took riding lessons a few years ago - she's married (but they are now going through a messy divroce) to Victor who is a famed undersea explorer). She took a helicopter to come out and ride.

This post was edited on 6/7/24 at 10:23 am
Posted by Bobandus
Member since Aug 2018
198 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:49 am to
When you're nose to nose, your toes are in it. And when you're toes to toes, your nose is in it.
Posted by tylerlsu2008
Monaco
Member since Jul 2015
1518 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:51 am to
We’re approximately the same high, a little taller than me in heels
This post was edited on 6/7/24 at 9:51 am
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
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Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:52 am to
For the most part like 1/10 tall women look good
Posted by saintkenn
Saintkenn
Member since Nov 2012
1261 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:55 am to
I dated one of my high school crushes later in life. She was 6' and I'm 5'8". It was socially awkward at first but the bedroom activities were amazing. I remember we got plenty of looks when we would go out, but I heard one dude say "he must have a root."
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
17465 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:55 am to
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That's a big difference. Kudos to your wife. Most women are not ok with that.


She married down. Quite literally
Posted by el Gaucho
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58530 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:56 am to
I think it’s funny how so many people are outing themselves as short via bragging about girls


No wonder there’s so many f250s around here
Posted by hubreb
Member since Nov 2008
2089 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 9:57 am to
i have a buddy that is 5'6, his wife is 6'1ish -- they actually talked about it being good for their kids -- she hated being so tall and they figured it would make their kids more average height
Posted by weadjust
Member since Aug 2012
15670 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:00 am to
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when we're horizontal she's the same height as me.


does she have a flat chest or you have a short dick?
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
11206 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:01 am to
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outing themselves as short
I could tell you that just from going shopping for jeans or chinos. I usually have to order all mine online because a 32x34 or 32x36 is never in stock. I'll be damned if they don't have 44x28 in stock though. If the OT is really a concentration of all the tall in shape guys here, then where tf are you getting pants, because no store in South La appears to carry anything for that clientele.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:03 am to
Congrats? You’re only 3 inches shorter than my 13 year old son and 5 inches shorter than my 18 year old daughter.


Should have ate those veggies.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
9872 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:07 am to
So when y’all are in the kitchen cooking breakfast in the morning and she farts does it hit you directly in the face?



Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
39307 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:07 am to
She's getting railed by a 6'4" Jody
Posted by Jenious
Member since Apr 2020
903 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:10 am to
I went to a dance at my cousins school when I was 13. At that time, I was about 5'10. There was a girl in his class who was about 6'2 and naturally, she asks ME to dance since I was one of the taller guys there. Pretty awkward feeling if I'm being honest.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:13 am to
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Do you hop into her arms and let her carry you to bed?



Posted by 79
Welp...
Member since Aug 2013
1045 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:16 am to
Me: 6'4"
Wife: 6'
Posted by Vood
Member since Dec 2007
8553 posts
Posted on 6/7/24 at 10:19 am to
Do you drive a Porsche? I have seen several small guys on the Northshore get out of Porsche's with Tall wives. Must be a little man's complex thing.
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