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re: ‘Shawshank Husband’ Dug Tunnel From Bedroom To Pub Over 15 Years

Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:41 am to
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88509 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:41 am to
quote:

What are rebel songs? Was he singing Dixie?


I thought rebel yell by billy idol
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 9:41 am
Posted by sevenpercent
Member since Apr 2014
91 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:41 am to
Fake

LINK

Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88509 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:43 am to
oh yeah, this story is fake btw
Posted by Charlie Arglist
Wichita, Kansas
Member since Nov 2012
5550 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:43 am to
quote:

The tunnel was finally discovered after the DOE performed a survey on a sewage problem which turned out to be caused by a pipe Kerr had hit accidentally, causing sewage to leak into his tunnel over five years. The judge questioned Kerr’s wife as to why she never smelt the sewage odours from her husband.

Mrs Kerr simply shrugged.


Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95643 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:44 am to
You see, most people in this world just stumble around, lazy, oblivious to past and present, and completely lacking any vision of future potentials. Most of us just occupy space and take up oxygen, we're here, then we're gone, leaving, perhaps, a few terrible kids and some memories behind.

Then, there are cats like this guy who just go out there and get shite done.

Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:47 am to
quote:

Fake


I choose to believe in Patsy Kerr, who climbed through 800 feet of clean tunnel and came out the other side shite faced.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90328 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:48 am to
Posted by geauxscott
Member since Nov 2007
942 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:48 am to
quote:

If his wife is such deep sleeper, why didn't he just walk to the Pub like a normal person? I don't see how the tunnel helped him in anyway.


Sneaking out & walking to the Pub every night = Alcoholic

Sneaking to the Pub through a secret tunnel under your bed = AWESOME!!!
Posted by Bleeding purple
Athens, Texas
Member since Sep 2007
25349 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:49 am to
quote:

I choose to believe in Patsy Kerr, who climbed through 800 feet of clean tunnel and came out the other side shite faced.




well done sir. have an upvote
Posted by LSUzealot
Napoleon and Magazine
Member since Sep 2003
57656 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:52 am to
quote:

You see, most people in this world just stumble around, lazy, oblivious to past and present, and completely lacking any vision of future potentials. Most of us just occupy space and take up oxygen, we're here, then we're gone, leaving, perhaps, a few terrible kids and some memories behind, and we believe everything we read is true.



FIFY
Posted by Bacon84
Texas
Member since Oct 2012
1990 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:10 am to
No one has swept under the Bed in 20yrs?

I call BS..
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
93337 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:14 am to
quote:

No one has swept under the Bed in 20yrs?


well she didn't notice the sewer stench either so i'm guessing she's not exactly keeping house.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20149 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:22 am to
DAMNIT. For once can the OT Detectives take a break and allow us to have a hero for five minutes. I am hereby officially ignoring all facts and links to the contrary whilst I worship this gentleman and tip a drink to him this afternoon.
Posted by mouton
Savannah,Ga
Member since Aug 2006
28276 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:22 am to
This man is an American hero.
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19261 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:25 am to
quote:

Real men of genius.


remember the original commercials, Real American Heroes. It was changed after 911
Posted by LouisianaLady
Member since Mar 2009
83032 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:27 am to
quote:

If his wife is such deep sleeper, why didn't he just walk to the Pub like a normal person? I don't see how the tunnel helped him in anyway.


Exactly what I was thinking. If she wakes up and he's gone, it really doesn't matter how he got there... he's still gone.
Posted by AlaTiger
America
Member since Aug 2006
21638 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:43 am to
Why would he ever use a spoon?
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
26700 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:49 am to
quote:

Why would he ever use a spoon?


Because it hurts more.


ETA: This guy obviously isn't in it for the logic (e.g., he could have just walked to the pub, so why would have use any digging tool), he is in it for the challenge.
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 10:51 am
Posted by AbuTheMonkey
Chicago, IL
Member since May 2014
8645 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 10:58 am to
quote:

What are rebel songs? Was he singing Dixie?


County Armagh was/is the heart of the violent IRA movements within Northern Ireland. At the height of The Troubles in the 1970's and 1980's, it was one of the most violent places on earth. There's a really good book about it called Bandit Country.
Posted by Brightside Bengal
New Metairie
Member since Sep 2007
3960 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 11:05 am to
The story is fake guys.
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