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re: ‘Shawshank Husband’ Dug Tunnel From Bedroom To Pub Over 15 Years

Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:30 am to
Posted by LSUvegasbombed
Red Stick
Member since Sep 2013
15464 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:30 am to
it would be pretty sweet to have a tunnel from my house to the overpass
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:30 am to
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Real men of genius.

I really miss those commercials.
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22193 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:30 am to
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If his wife is such deep sleeper, why didn't he just walk to the Pub like a normal person? I don't see how the tunnel helped him in anyway.


I was wondering the same thing.
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
33360 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:31 am to
Tip of the cap good sir.

Well done
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
71137 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:32 am to
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The landlord was also wondering how I was just appearing out of nowhere at the same time every night and disappearing from the women’s toilets.”


Nosy landlord called for more creative means.
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:33 am to
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If his wife is such deep sleeper, why didn't he just walk to the Pub like a normal person?


Obviously he was drunk and the tunnel seemed like a good idea...
Posted by WG_Dawg
Member since Jun 2004
90328 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:33 am to
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recently I was finding myself singing rebel songs and stuff coming back up the tunnel and it was only a matter of time before I was caught


this made me lol
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:34 am to
Words are so meaningless to describe this level of awesome.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15963 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:35 am to
So his wife never cleaned their room. Lazy arse.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
20804 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:35 am to
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the women’s toilet mop and bucket room


someone please translate to English
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:36 am to
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singing rebel songs


What are rebel songs? Was he singing Dixie?
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:37 am to
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But recently I was finding myself singing rebel songs and stuff coming back up the tunnel and it was only a matter of time before I was caught anyhow. The landlord was also wondering how I was just appearing out of nowhere at the same time every night and disappearing from the women’s toilets.”
This post was edited on 9/26/14 at 9:38 am
Posted by Green Chili Tiger
Lurking the Tin Foil Hat Board
Member since Jul 2009
50742 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:37 am to
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someone please translate to English


Utility closet in the girls shitter
Posted by htownjeep
Republic of Texas
Member since Jun 2005
7800 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:37 am to
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the women’s toilet mop and bucket room


someone please translate to English

I'm guessing that in the women's restroom there is a closet for mops and mop buckets.
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
120445 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:38 am to
What would have really been funny is if the pub shut down just as he finished it.
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4850 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:38 am to
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If his wife is such deep sleeper, why didn't he just walk to the Pub like a normal person? I don't see how the tunnel helped him in anyway.


He's a plumber so I guess it's in his nature...
Posted by 4WHLN
Drinking at the Cottage Inn
Member since Mar 2013
7638 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:38 am to
Now thats dedication.
Posted by Carson123987
Middle Court at the Rec
Member since Jul 2011
68041 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:38 am to
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‘Shawshank Husband’




OT hall of fame first ballot lock
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15963 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:40 am to
The most impressive part of the whole story is the fact that he was able to convince his wife to move just 800 feet from his favorite pub.
Posted by USMCTiger03
Member since Sep 2007
71176 posts
Posted on 9/26/14 at 9:40 am to
Is this story true?
quote:

About News from amongst the bushes. Accuracy cannot be guaranteed.
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