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re: Sex toy mistaken for bomb shuts down D.C. traffic for 2 hours

Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:37 pm to
Posted by wm72
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Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:37 pm to
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A suspicious package investigation
Posted by UFFan
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Member since Aug 2016
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Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:50 pm to
How does this thread only have 3 upvotes? Honestly, this should be like the thread of the year on Tigerdroppings and already have over 1,000 upvotes.

This is the single most bizarre story I have ever heard.
This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 5:51 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
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Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:54 pm to
YOLO it’s ZOLO!
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Posted by Btrtigerfan
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Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:55 pm to
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Regular price$357.25


Tree-Fiddy plus tax
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:56 pm to
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I don't know why somebody would throw away a sex toy after paying $357 for it


Wife coming home from a work trip
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
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Posted on 8/13/26 at 6:17 pm to
Hamilton hand held.
This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 6:20 pm
Posted by LCA131
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 8/13/26 at 6:38 pm to
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I don't know why somebody would throw away a sex toy after paying $357 for it, but that is what this owner did.


Apparently it is for males... Ask your boyfriend, weirdo. Sorry you two aren't getting it done for each other.
Posted by duckblind56
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Member since Sep 2023
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Posted on 8/13/26 at 6:38 pm to
True story.

Buddy of mine along with his wife and two other couples travelled together on a trip to Rio. Setting on the plane for their return flight home and noticed several people were looking out a window and laughing. He looked out and the baggage handlers had dropped his wife's suitcase and it came on and rolling across the tarmac was a dildo. Of course the other couples traveling with them recognized the suitcase as his wife's and it was game on teasing and jokes on the entire flight home.
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