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Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:50 pm to Shexter
How does this thread only have 3 upvotes? Honestly, this should be like the thread of the year on Tigerdroppings and already have over 1,000 upvotes.
This is the single most bizarre story I have ever heard.
This is the single most bizarre story I have ever heard.
This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:55 pm to Shexter
quote:
Regular price$357.25
Tree-Fiddy plus tax
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:56 pm to UFFan
quote:
I don't know why somebody would throw away a sex toy after paying $357 for it
Wife coming home from a work trip
Posted on 8/13/26 at 6:17 pm to Shexter
Hamilton hand held.
This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 6:20 pm
Posted on 8/13/26 at 6:38 pm to UFFan
quote:
I don't know why somebody would throw away a sex toy after paying $357 for it, but that is what this owner did.
Apparently it is for males... Ask your boyfriend, weirdo. Sorry you two aren't getting it done for each other.
Posted on 8/13/26 at 6:38 pm to Shexter
True story.
Buddy of mine along with his wife and two other couples travelled together on a trip to Rio. Setting on the plane for their return flight home and noticed several people were looking out a window and laughing. He looked out and the baggage handlers had dropped his wife's suitcase and it came on and rolling across the tarmac was a dildo. Of course the other couples traveling with them recognized the suitcase as his wife's and it was game on teasing and jokes on the entire flight home.
Buddy of mine along with his wife and two other couples travelled together on a trip to Rio. Setting on the plane for their return flight home and noticed several people were looking out a window and laughing. He looked out and the baggage handlers had dropped his wife's suitcase and it came on and rolling across the tarmac was a dildo. Of course the other couples traveling with them recognized the suitcase as his wife's and it was game on teasing and jokes on the entire flight home.
Posted on 8/13/26 at 7:46 pm to Shexter
Thought it was an energy drink
Posted on 8/13/26 at 8:17 pm to Shexter
I don't think I would be touching that. Call out the HAZMAT team.
Great free advertising for the ZOLO BJ Machine company. Sales are going to go up.
Great free advertising for the ZOLO BJ Machine company. Sales are going to go up.
Posted on 8/13/26 at 8:20 pm to Shexter
You've gotta be smarter than the possible IED you're investigating.
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:16 pm to Shexter
This is arousing my curiosity. My interest is throbbing!
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:40 am to Shexter
quote:
Warming function
Drying function
Built in erotic sounds with wireless connectivity
Never run out of power with 8 foot cord
If this thing could make a sandwich, women would be extinct.
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:49 am to Shexter
quote:
10 unique blow job esperiences
Who knew they had more than one?
Posted on 8/14/26 at 10:10 am to Shexter
that's the face of a man who just found his weekend plans.
Posted on 8/14/26 at 12:03 pm to UFFan
quote:I guess she/it made him feel like an inanimate object and he was looking for love.
Now, I don't know why somebody would throw away a sex toy after paying $357 for it, but that is what this owner did.
Posted on 8/14/26 at 1:13 pm to Hangover Haven
Do they have an attachment that will tickle my balls too?
Posted on 8/14/26 at 3:05 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
Your boyfriend will enjoy it since your weenis is no longer in operation.

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