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re: Sex toy mistaken for bomb shuts down D.C. traffic for 2 hours

Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:37 pm to
Posted by wm72
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Member since Mar 2010
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Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:37 pm to
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A suspicious package investigation
Posted by UFFan
Planet earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Aug 2016
4272 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:50 pm to
How does this thread only have 3 upvotes? Honestly, this should be like the thread of the year on Tigerdroppings and already have over 1,000 upvotes.

This is the single most bizarre story I have ever heard.
This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 5:51 pm
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
77065 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:54 pm to
YOLO it’s ZOLO!
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Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24330 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:55 pm to
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Regular price$357.25


Tree-Fiddy plus tax
Posted by Gee Grenouille
Member since Jul 2018
8861 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:56 pm to
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I don't know why somebody would throw away a sex toy after paying $357 for it


Wife coming home from a work trip
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
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Posted on 8/13/26 at 6:17 pm to
Hamilton hand held.
This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 6:20 pm
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
77970 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 6:38 pm to
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I don't know why somebody would throw away a sex toy after paying $357 for it, but that is what this owner did.


Apparently it is for males... Ask your boyfriend, weirdo. Sorry you two aren't getting it done for each other.
Posted by duckblind56
South of Ellick
Member since Sep 2023
6318 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 6:38 pm to
True story.

Buddy of mine along with his wife and two other couples travelled together on a trip to Rio. Setting on the plane for their return flight home and noticed several people were looking out a window and laughing. He looked out and the baggage handlers had dropped his wife's suitcase and it came on and rolling across the tarmac was a dildo. Of course the other couples traveling with them recognized the suitcase as his wife's and it was game on teasing and jokes on the entire flight home.
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
7382 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 7:46 pm to
Thought it was an energy drink
Posted by Deadmanshand
Member since Jun 2026
526 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 8:03 pm to
Posted by AUJACK
Member since Sep 2020
1622 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 8:17 pm to
I don't think I would be touching that. Call out the HAZMAT team.

Great free advertising for the ZOLO BJ Machine company. Sales are going to go up.

Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
77269 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 8:20 pm to
You've gotta be smarter than the possible IED you're investigating.
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
11965 posts
Posted on 8/13/26 at 9:16 pm to
This is arousing my curiosity. My interest is throbbing!
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22353 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:40 am to
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Warming function
Drying function
Built in erotic sounds with wireless connectivity
Never run out of power with 8 foot cord



If this thing could make a sandwich, women would be extinct.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
35473 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 8:49 am to
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10 unique blow job esperiences


Who knew they had more than one?
Posted by caro81
Member since Jul 2017
6659 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 10:10 am to
that's the face of a man who just found his weekend plans.
Posted by Crow Pie
Neuro ICU - Tulane Med Center
Member since Feb 2010
28080 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 12:03 pm to
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Now, I don't know why somebody would throw away a sex toy after paying $357 for it, but that is what this owner did.
I guess she/it made him feel like an inanimate object and he was looking for love.
Posted by boxcarbarney
Above all things, be a man
Member since Jul 2007
27647 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 1:13 pm to
Do they have an attachment that will tickle my balls too?
Posted by IndianPower
Louisiana
Member since May 2021
2480 posts
Posted on 8/14/26 at 3:05 pm to
Your boyfriend will enjoy it since your weenis is no longer in operation.
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