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Sex toy mistaken for bomb shuts down D.C. traffic for 2 hours
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:37 pm
https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/crime/sex-toy-suspicious-package-dc-fire-station-tenleytown/65-a08022da-f17b-4710-8329-579d34e84e35
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A suspicious package investigation outside a D.C. Fire and EMS station early Wednesday morning shut down Wisconsin Avenue. But it turns out it was just a sex toy.
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The suspicious device was reported around 7 a.m. when someone saw another person putting the package in the trash can on the corner of the street. Police responded and shut down Wisconsin Avenue NW from 40th Street to Warren Street for nearly two hours.
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Eventually, the device was deemed non-hazardous. And according to a police report, the device was an "electronic sex portable pump device."
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Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:40 pm to Shexter
Something bout to "go off".
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:41 pm to Shexter
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:42 pm to Shexter
What is that thing? I’ve never seen such a thing in my entire life!
This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:44 pm to MorbidTheClown
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Something bout to "go off".
Did that sound funny in your head?
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:44 pm to Shexter
This somehow trumps even the balloon shutting down the El Paso airport in dumbness.
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:45 pm to Shexter
Ol baw said finders keepers
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:45 pm to Burt Reynolds
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Did that sound funny in your head?
did that?
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:49 pm to Shexter
Is that a metal hose clamp around that thing?
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:50 pm to Willie Stroker
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What is that thing? I’ve never seen such a thing in my entire life!
Found it online for a little more than tree-fitty
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ZOLO BlowBot Full Shaft Blowjob Penis Masturbator
Regular price$357.25
This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:51 pm to Shexter
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"electronic sex portable pump device."
This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 4:52 pm
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:56 pm to Shexter
Does it still work?
Asking for a friend.
Asking for a friend.
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:57 pm to Willie Stroker
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Does it still work?
For $375, it better come with a warranty
Posted on 8/13/26 at 4:59 pm to Shexter
Damn, the guy in the photo holding the thing looks eerily like "Rapid" Ricky Evans, a pro dart player from England.
This post was edited on 8/13/26 at 5:41 pm
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:04 pm to Shexter
Di... did they say if the original owner could get it back?
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:05 pm to Shexter
Well, if that sex toy normally costs $357, this specific one could probably sell for over $1,000 with how legendary it's going to become. "The sex toy that shut down DC traffic." Lol.
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:12 pm to Shexter
Ol baw even got it in the “back the blue” color scheme
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:13 pm to shutterspeed
The reports are that the original owner had thrown this sex toy away, which is the whole thing that caused this mess.
Now, I don't know why somebody would throw away a sex toy after paying $357 for it, but that is what this owner did.
Now, I don't know why somebody would throw away a sex toy after paying $357 for it, but that is what this owner did.
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:15 pm to Shexter
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Regular price$357.25
My old sock is a whole lot cheaper!
(and it does not need batteries)
Posted on 8/13/26 at 5:35 pm to Shexter
I might buy this
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