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re: Sex robot addiction warning, clinic reveals risk of humans getting HOOKED on dirty droids

Posted on 7/16/18 at 3:19 pm to
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
102354 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 3:19 pm to
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Why am I caring about a robots orgasm?


ego? and then when you look back and she's lighting up a cigarette, you can high five yourself.



As your cleaning up the gravy canal
Posted by zatetic
Member since Nov 2015
5677 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 3:22 pm to
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Sex robot addiction warning, women reveal


Sexual market value of women is plummeting
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
36547 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 3:22 pm to
So, an "Opi-droid" epidemic?
Posted by Sneaky__Sally
Member since Jul 2015
12364 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 3:25 pm to
Did they really need a study to confirm this?
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
14866 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 3:28 pm to
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ego? and then when you look back and she's lighting up a cigarette, you can high five yourself.


Just be sure to put it out before you leave and take away the lighter.


Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76780 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 3:30 pm to
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As your cleaning up the gravy canal


nah buy em in pairs, they can clean each other.
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64677 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 3:32 pm to
How heavy are these things I wonder. Wouldn't it be like having sex with a dead fish? Just a little firmer?
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94683 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 3:32 pm to
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if you feel like sticking your peen into a partially autonomized doll is as good as sex with a real woman, then sure I guess?
wut?

No STDs
No HIV
No Stage 5 clingers
No drunk sex regret
No 17 hour "talks" about feelings
No restaurant bills for 2 people
No crying about marriage after 6 months of sex
No moratorium on blowjobs
No cuddling
No bloody tampons...


Do I have to go on?
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
88339 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 3:42 pm to
No talking
Posted by tigerforever7
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2012
1244 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 4:00 pm to
How much are these things going to cost? Obviously some will be more expensive then others but what are we talking here?
Posted by reo45
Member since Nov 2015
6362 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 4:03 pm to
I downloaded the image for later.

Im dating a girl right now who is great and all, but i catch myself thinking how much better one of these dolls would be.

I have no kids and single, but im 36 and have no desire to raise anothwr mans child.

Im getting me one. Will be a great day. Maybe two or three.
Posted by finchmeister08
Member since Mar 2011
40519 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 4:04 pm to
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How heavy are these things I wonder. Wouldn't it be like having sex with a dead BODY? Just a little firmer?


FIFY
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
26751 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 4:08 pm to
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How much are these things going to cost?


Just a few bucks and the rest of your self-respect. If the latter is already gone, these will be quite the deal actually.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
18006 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 4:18 pm to
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mean, if you feel like sticking your peen into a partially autonomized doll is as good as sex with a real woman, then sure I guess?


In his defense, he’s probably never felt the real thing. You can’t miss what you don’t know.
Posted by shel311
McKinney, Texas
Member since Aug 2004
112944 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 4:24 pm to
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but i catch myself thinking how much better one of these dolls would be.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 4:27 pm to
I don’t care what they say. Rubber and synthetic lube will never beat a real vagina. They can keep their bots.
Posted by StupidBinder
Jawja
Member since Oct 2017
6392 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 5:05 pm to
quote:

No STDs
No HIV
No Stage 5 clingers
No drunk sex regret
No 17 hour "talks" about feelings
No restaurant bills for 2 people
No crying about marriage after 6 months of sex
No moratorium on blowjobs
No cuddling
No bloody tampons...


Even if you have experienced all of these things (which is really hard to believe), none of that makes humping a lifeless chunk of rubber and plastic a superior experience to having sex with a women.

If it works for you that’s cool. I just can’t see this being any better than a step up from jerking it.
Posted by Pistols Firing 12
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2016
1195 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 5:16 pm to
Can’t wait to meet the in laws.
This post was edited on 7/16/18 at 5:21 pm
Posted by SECdragonmaster
Order of the Dragons
Member since Dec 2013
17460 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 5:19 pm to
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Even if you have experienced all of these things (which is really hard to believe), none of that makes humping a lifeless chunk of rubber and plastic a superior experience to having sex with a women.


You are missing the point.

Let me give you an analogy.

Option 1: Going to the LSU vs Auburn game at Tiger Stadium on a Saturday night.

Option 2: Watching the above game on a big screen TV with your buddies at home.

Of course we ALL prefer option 1. But not at all costs. What if tickets are $2000 each? Still going? $3000 each? Still going? $20,000 each? Still going? (Of course not)

Years ago, the cost of the game day experience was cheap and the “virtual” TV coverage was poor. But as high def TV and multiple camera angles came to be...while ticket prices kept skyrocketing... more guys stay at home.

We are just saying the “cost” and “risk” of dating real women is going way up and the “virtual experience” of fake women is getting better.


The trajectory is getting interesting......
Posted by BurningHeart
Member since Jan 2017
10131 posts
Posted on 7/16/18 at 5:23 pm to
Wait till they make these robots more mobile.

Like squirming around during sex, changing positions, vagina pulsating orgasms...

Plus I bet you that they'll have legal "brothels" where you can bang one of these without worry of STDs or the law
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