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re: Selena Gomez to star in four-hour X-rated film
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:39 pm to Frac the world
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:39 pm to Frac the world
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Them thangs are HEAVY
Yep
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Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:42 pm to Darth_Vader
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film could stretch
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:44 pm to deltaland
she got a big water head
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:47 pm to Darth_Vader
I’m guessing it’s gonna be the same as showgirls.
Have some very suggestive stuff but nothing over the top is gonna get seen in the movie.
Have some very suggestive stuff but nothing over the top is gonna get seen in the movie.
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:10 pm to Darth_Vader
Meh
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:12 pm to Darth_Vader
These people all come from the real world - struggling to succeed and hone their craft.
Then they become successful and begin to live in this pretend, la la land where you don't understand how real people are anymore.
Welcome, Selena, to pretend world. Your kids will be so proud you did this in 10-20 years.
Then they become successful and begin to live in this pretend, la la land where you don't understand how real people are anymore.
Welcome, Selena, to pretend world. Your kids will be so proud you did this in 10-20 years.
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:16 pm to carhartt
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Is it my imagination, or do I see a see a bit of shading there, shading that might make one think of pepperoni?
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:18 pm to Darth_Vader
Those are fake btw.
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:25 pm to Darth_Vader
I was distracted by the armpit stretch marks.
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:26 pm to Darth_Vader
Shut up and take my money
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:26 pm to lsupride87
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Why not just go on pornhub and search “chubby Latina”
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:35 pm to Darth_Vader
I don’t mind gratuitous and explicit nasty sex throughout a 4 hour movie, I just hope it advances the plot
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:39 pm to Darth_Vader
Imma need some peanut butter, bananas and grapefruit juice after the first 2 hours, but then we can finish the next two hours and send the crew home.
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:50 pm to N2cars
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Imma need some peanut butter, bananas and grapefruit juice after the first 2 hours,
I’ll be just fine with a pair of hip waders and a set of jumper cables
Posted on 5/20/26 at 3:55 pm to 777Tiger
She will have to supply current blood tests, and I'd suggest she hydrates well.
I'll probably get an EKG first.
I'll probably get an EKG first.
Posted on 5/20/26 at 4:36 pm to Frac the world
those fat sweater hounds fall down to her belly button now
Posted on 5/20/26 at 4:40 pm to PecanIsland
Posted on 5/20/26 at 4:49 pm to Darth_Vader
Will probably be like the Caligula movie back in the day, where the Hollywood actors do regular, plot-driven scenes and they get pornstars to do the orgy/fricking scenes.
Posted on 5/20/26 at 4:51 pm to Darth_Vader
More than likely they’ll be using a body double for Gomez
All actresses in the SAG-AFTRA union are prohibited from engaging in real unsimulated sex in any of their roles. Their contract mandates it.
All actresses in the SAG-AFTRA union are prohibited from engaging in real unsimulated sex in any of their roles. Their contract mandates it.
This post was edited on 5/20/26 at 4:56 pm
Posted on 5/20/26 at 4:52 pm to Darth_Vader
Didn't she start out by acting in Barney? She has had quite the career path.
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