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re: Selena Gomez to star in four-hour X-rated film

Posted on 5/20/26 at 12:41 pm to
Posted by Reservoirdog
Member since May 2026
76 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 12:41 pm to
Why do they wait until after their prime to do these things....whatever. I'm in.
Posted by Deuces
The bottom
Member since Nov 2011
16983 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 12:46 pm to
When and where does this come out? Asking for a friend.
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
5010 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 12:47 pm to
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Why not just go on pornhub and search “chubby Latina”


Probably my favorite search.
Posted by HuskyPanda
Philly
Member since Feb 2018
2480 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 12:57 pm to
I'm interested but her voice on Only Murders in The Building really annoys the frick out of me
Posted by Cincinnati Tiigre
Cincinnati
Member since Nov 2015
1534 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:07 pm to
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unfold largely in the 1970s




Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8362 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:08 pm to
I mean she’s not skinny, but she’s not ugly and she has huge boobs. What’s the issue?

But I have a feeling she won’t show them.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
34293 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:09 pm to
She going to show them bolt ons?
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19169 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:15 pm to
Cannons
Posted by Polar Pop
Member since Feb 2012
10999 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:17 pm to
quote:

her voice on Only Murders in The Building really annoys the frick out of me


Man weird deal but it does something for me
Posted by VolsOut4Harambe
Baw Land
Member since Sep 2017
14698 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:25 pm to
So basically, we're going to get to see Fassbender frick Selena?

Posted by ChatGPT of LA
Member since Mar 2023
7123 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:35 pm to
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You’re a homo lol


Surely not a desperate one, like yourself. You act like she's some fresh, off the farm, teen idol. Sorry, that was decades ago
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139108 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:38 pm to
Just let me know when the clips/screenshots are out
Posted by junkfunky
Member since Jan 2011
36500 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:47 pm to
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But I have a feeling she won’t show them.


I never thought I'd get to see Lucy Lawless' tits but she damn near had them out every episode of seasons 1 and 2 of Spartacus.
Posted by TheGeauxt9
South Louisiana
Member since May 2021
1193 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:47 pm to
Nude tits on the interwebs

Oh hell yeah! Let them tan puppies breath!

Childhood crush to X-Rated film, what a leap huh
Posted by CR4090
Member since Apr 2023
10036 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:52 pm to
It won't be close to what everyone is hoping for. Especially if it is 4 hours.
This post was edited on 5/20/26 at 1:53 pm
Posted by glassman
Next to the beer taps at Finn's
Member since Oct 2008
118499 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 1:53 pm to
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It won't be close to what everyone is hoping for.


Exactly. X-rated doesn't always mean on camera sex. It can be for extreme gore and other offensive stuff.

Inbf: Debbie Downer.
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
28569 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:05 pm to
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They had me at Fassbender



...in an XRated movie


quote:

NIH


Now I'm Homo
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8362 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:08 pm to
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She going to show them bolt ons?


Pretty sure they just got much bigger naturally when she gained weight because she had a kidney transplant. She’s gotta be DD now.
This post was edited on 5/20/26 at 2:10 pm
Posted by StrongOffer
Member since Sep 2020
7102 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:17 pm to
Post lupus and plastic surgery Selena is just not the same.
Posted by tzimme4
Metairie
Member since Jan 2008
33592 posts
Posted on 5/20/26 at 2:21 pm to
Kinda early for a Torta Thursday post?
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