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Say goodbye to long craps on the company dime

Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:10 am
Posted by stout
Porte du Lafitte
Member since Sep 2006
184589 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:10 am
Say goodbye to comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes. They say the main benefit is to employees in improved employee productivity.

Posted by CaptSpaulding
Member since Feb 2012
6980 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:12 am to
This is the motivation to start working out that I was waiting for.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:12 am to
I’ll make a killing with a device that increases your sitting angle by 13 Degrees


This post was edited on 12/18/19 at 12:13 am
Posted by NPComb
Member since Jan 2019
28722 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:12 am to
Well shite
Posted by TulaneLSU
Member since Aug 2003
Member since Dec 2007
13680 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:12 am to
Thanks for keeping us abreast of workplace bathroom etiquette, stout. I'm mailing your copy of the ADVENTure in a few days. I hope it arrives before the big day.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71185 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:13 am to
Posted by Epic Cajun
Lafayette, LA
Member since Feb 2013
37481 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:18 am to
I’ll just sit on it backwards
Posted by Korkstand
Member since Nov 2003
29134 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:22 am to
quote:

I’ll just sit on it backwards
Or use the sink
Posted by Ryan3232
Valet driver for TD staff
Member since Dec 2008
27962 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:35 am to
Imagine that one time out of the year when the Indian food isnt sitting well you ate at lunch. You might have to use the sink.
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:38 am to
Good. I hate toilet campers.

Take up smoking like the rest of us.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106077 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 12:53 am to
You can get a little footstool at the dollar store for a couple of bucks.
Posted by Brosef Stalin
Member since Dec 2011
42608 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 1:01 am to
Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53817 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 1:04 am to
That's a shite job
Posted by reverendotis
the jawbone of an arse
Member since Nov 2007
4988 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 1:17 am to
Stout, why is the guy in that outline sitting on the toilet backwards?


ETA, proper toilet orientation, your 13 degree torture device is powerless against it.

This post was edited on 12/18/19 at 1:23 am
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49487 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 1:19 am to


put this on the floor in front of it?

Or turn around and face the wall. Use the back of the toilet as a device desk.
This post was edited on 12/18/19 at 1:22 am
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
31178 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 1:21 am to
Posted by Gris Gris
OTIS!NO RULES FOR SAUCES ON STEAK!!
Member since Feb 2008
49636 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 1:28 am to
Who does that at work anyway?
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9735 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 2:07 am to
This place has some shitty posters.
Posted by Billy McBride
Santa Monica
Member since Sep 2019
202 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 3:25 am to
frick THEM.....and make sure you walk right past your bosses office carrying it on your journey.


This post was edited on 12/18/19 at 7:02 pm
Posted by CajunLife
Southern Georgia
Member since Apr 2017
783 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:14 am to
EXACTLY...it's powerless against a squatty potty.
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