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re: Say goodbye to long craps on the company dime
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:13 am to Supermoto Tiger
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:13 am to Supermoto Tiger
quote:
How can one drop a deuce at the office twice a day?
Who are you, the Poop Nazi?
No Poop for you!
This post was edited on 12/18/19 at 8:14 am
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Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:17 am to Supermoto Tiger
I crap 3 times a day on average. If 2 of those occur at office so be it. I'm not gonna hold it like a dumbass
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:18 am to East Coast Band
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They can stay squatted in the proper baseball catcher like position for hours.
I wouldn’t call it the proper catchers position but they do stay squatted like that for a ridiculous amount of time.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:18 am to fr33manator
Just use the shower. 
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:19 am to Kentucker
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Any company seriously interested in limiting its employees’ toilet time would install Asian style toilets.
They also wash their asses with water instead of using toilet paper. In some cultures, the left hand is used to scrub the arse clean as well.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:20 am to stout
My years of wall sits finally pays off!
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:21 am to stout
I like how it has molded in handles so you can get a good grip on it when you have a growler you're trying to get rid of.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:21 am to stout
You would have to have a pretty toxic work culture to feel like these would be necessary
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:21 am to stout
This should be ruled cruel and unusual. Chinese authorities use "Tiger Chairs" as torture devices and this is the same principle.
Tiger Chairs
Tiger Chairs
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:26 am to Brosef Stalin
That makes no sense. If you drop a couple of logs right off the bat & just let them simmer, the smell will get worse until you flush it.
Now, if you go in there and occupy a toilet without having to shite at all, then frick you.
Now, if you go in there and occupy a toilet without having to shite at all, then frick you.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:27 am to colorchangintiger
quote:Your article mentions these chairs five times, but doesn't once describe what the frick they are, as if the intricacies of Chinese torture devices are common knowledge.
Tiger Chairs
"Journalism"
This post was edited on 12/18/19 at 8:28 am
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:30 am to Epic Cajun
quote:
I’ll just sit on it backwards
No need. I am about to launch my new product line of 13 degree shitter shims to level out.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:31 am to TigerstuckinMS
It had a picture of the chair 
This post was edited on 12/18/19 at 8:32 am
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:31 am to stout
Lol good thing I OT squat 450.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:34 am to stout
it's a real problem where I work. mainly with the younger guys. I've threatened to ban phones from the bathrooms and lately they seem better about it.
It's not uncommon at all for guys to be in the bathroom 30 or 45 minutes. And it's not like every now and then. It's every damned time they go in there.
It's not uncommon at all for guys to be in the bathroom 30 or 45 minutes. And it's not like every now and then. It's every damned time they go in there.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:35 am to Epic Cajun
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I’ll just sit on it backwards
That's the way the inventor, Sir John Harington, intended us to use it.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:46 am to TigerstuckinMS
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:18 am to TulaneLSU
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abreast
is that you Joe?
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:20 am to TulaneLSU
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Thanks for keeping us abreast of workplace bathroom etiquette, stout. I'm mailing your copy of the ADVENTure in a few days. I hope it arrives before the big day.
I hope he burns it before even opening up.
Posted on 12/18/19 at 9:30 am to East Coast Band
quote:we had some Vietnamese women that used to stand on toilets and squat down. Used to piss everybody off cause you wipe footprints off
Doesn't work with Asians. They can stay squatted in the proper baseball catcher like position for hours. I've seen it.
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