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re: Say goodbye to long craps on the company dime

Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:18 am to
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
66531 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:18 am to
So the opposite of a squatty potty angle to achieve maximum deposits?
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18419 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:20 am to
No way am I putting these in my buildings, lawsuit waiting to happen.
Posted by Kentucker
Rabbit Hash, KY
Member since Apr 2013
20055 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:21 am to
Any company seriously interested in limiting its employees’ toilet time would install Asian style toilets.

Posted by fallguy_1978
Best States #50
Member since Feb 2018
53816 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:24 am to
What do you do, just hover?
Posted by MSTiger33
Member since Oct 2007
21755 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:24 am to
Waiting for ADA warriors to shite all over this idea
Posted by BuckyCheese
Member since Jan 2015
57778 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:33 am to


Bet explosive diarrhea is fun with those.
Posted by TSS_Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2013
272 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:40 am to
This post was edited on 2/4/20 at 5:10 am
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
35536 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:41 am to
quote:

I’ll make a killing with a device that increases your sitting angle by 13 Degrees



I'd been looking for a laser-printer niche! (I meant 3D printer. I'm old.)

As Seen On TV!

Four - hour work week bitches!!!
This post was edited on 12/18/19 at 6:04 am
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7204 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:42 am to
So there is a new use for the door stop. One on each side under the seat. Problem solved.
Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70471 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 5:49 am to
quote:

Who does that at work anyway?





everybody.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
66996 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 6:09 am to
Doesn't work with Asians. They can stay squatted in the proper baseball catcher like position for hours. I've seen it.
Further I've had to use one of those style toilets when I couldn't find a "Western style" toilet. You just turn around and hold the plumbing pipes
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94693 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:38 am to
quote:

So there is a new use for the door stop. One on each side under the seat. Problem solved.


OT solved new angled toliet in 2 pages.

Impressive work boys.

Eta I looked it up. A door stop wedge angle is 20 degrees.

That'll do pig.
This post was edited on 12/18/19 at 7:42 am
Posted by The Implication
south philly
Member since Sep 2019
527 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:39 am to
They’ll reconsider when I start shitting on the floor.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
105190 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:39 am to
Want the office to turn into the streets of San Francisco? Start fricking with the ability to shite in peace.
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
19122 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:40 am to
My company will never do this. They’re too lazy to enforce their own rules.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135035 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:45 am to


quote:

Doesn't work with Asians. They can stay squatted in the proper baseball catcher like position for hours. I've seen it. Further I've had to use one of those style toilets when I couldn't find a "Western style" toilet. You just turn around and hold the plumbing pipes


Unfamiliar with the slav squat?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
103870 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:47 am to
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
31597 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:49 am to
I’d just sit on the back of it
Posted by Displaced
Member since Dec 2011
33054 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 7:49 am to
My office dirty santa gift is going to be a hit then!

Posted by Supermoto Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2010
10976 posts
Posted on 12/18/19 at 8:11 am to
quote:

New downward-tilting toilets are designed to become unbearable to sit on after five minutes. They say the main benefit is to employees in improved employee productivity.

Every office that I worked, there's ALWAYS that 1 person who feels like the employee restroom is an extension of some type of break room. How can one drop a deuce at the office twice a day?
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