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Reasons You Were Fired from Part Time Jobs in High School and College
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:52 pm
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:52 pm
1. Getting High at Work
2. Ditching Work to go to the beach for a weekend.
3. Running in a track meet rather than go to work (I had the flu the week of qualifying and didn't think I'd place as well as I did, so I didn't ask off for the following week.)
4. They found out I'm allergic to yellow jackets the hard way.
5. Got pissed my boss was 2 hours late to countdown the nightly take, so I took it home and brought it back on Monday. He was not pleased...fricking coke head.
After that it was all internships and real jobs.
2. Ditching Work to go to the beach for a weekend.
3. Running in a track meet rather than go to work (I had the flu the week of qualifying and didn't think I'd place as well as I did, so I didn't ask off for the following week.)
4. They found out I'm allergic to yellow jackets the hard way.
5. Got pissed my boss was 2 hours late to countdown the nightly take, so I took it home and brought it back on Monday. He was not pleased...fricking coke head.
After that it was all internships and real jobs.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:53 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Getting fired is trashy
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:54 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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Part Time Jobs in High School and College
lol we all have trust funds, idiot
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:55 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I was never fired from high school or college jobs.
Your list makes you sound like an insufferable loser.
Your list makes you sound like an insufferable loser.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 3:56 pm
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:55 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
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Running in a track meet rather than go to work (I had the flu the week of qualifying and didn't think I'd place as well as I did, so I didn't ask off for the following week.)
subtle "im an awesome athlete" brag buddy
when i bartended for a catering company in high school and freshman year of college we used to get hammered everytime we worked. Boss used to always threaten to fire us, but we never did anything stupid and we were always on time and did a good job so he never fired us
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:55 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
After 2 days of a telemarketing gig trying to schedule appointments for vinyl siding salesmen, I walked into the office and said "I don't think this is for me." Boss said, "You must have read my mind."
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:55 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Getting jerked off in the milk refrigerator at Sams
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:56 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I don't get fired from jobs, I only leave for better ones.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:56 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I guessed wrong on a lady's race over the phone, she called and made a complaint and had me fired the next day.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:57 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
How in the hell did you manage to get fired from five part time jobs 
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:57 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I've never officially been fired. Upon submitting my two weeks notice, I was told I no longer needed to show up about a week into that two weeks. That's about the closest.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 3:59 pm
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:57 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
I worked at a country club in college. The director thought some of the employees were stealing beer/liquor and having parties on the golf course at night (we were). I wasn't fired because they couldn't prove anything, but they did suddenly stop scheduling me to work 
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:57 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
All in High School:
1. Made smoke bomb at A&P. Filled the entire back warehouse with smoke and the alarms went off. Employees were happy... Boss not so much.
2. Shooting expired eggs off the roof of the Winn-Dixie at cars on North Causeway approach with water balloon slingshot.
1. Made smoke bomb at A&P. Filled the entire back warehouse with smoke and the alarms went off. Employees were happy... Boss not so much.
2. Shooting expired eggs off the roof of the Winn-Dixie at cars on North Causeway approach with water balloon slingshot.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 4:00 pm
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:57 pm to Harry Caray
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How in the hell did you manage to get fired from five part time jobs
I was pretty specific as to the reasons.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:58 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
fricking on the job in a store room
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:59 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Went swimming with some females at a friend's party (didn't have trunks, borrowed my buddy's who weighed about 275)) Thought I locked keys in my truck, turns out I drunkenly hid them, called pop a lock, trunks fell down while searching for non-existent keys in truck as alarm is going off. Didn't find keys till the next afternoon. No pants, no call, no show.
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:59 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
Never been fired
Posted on 1/25/18 at 4:00 pm to PolyPusher86
quote:
Getting jerked off in the milk refrigerator at Sams
this sentence is much funnier that I thought it would be. Bravo
Posted on 1/25/18 at 4:00 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
A combination of things - drinking too much on the job, giving too much free alcohol away, pissing in the kitchen sink one too many times, promoting body shots on the bar during business ours, fricking in the kitchen, fricking in dry storage, fricking in cold storage, fricking in the office - you know, the usual 
Posted on 1/25/18 at 4:01 pm to PurpleandGold Motown
At blue bayou I would sell people refills on their dippin dots for half price and keep the cash since they wouldn’t let us take tips.
The supervisor turned me in because it turns out they were buying the same cups from wholesalers and fudging the inventory. They would even take cups out of the trash, wash them out and put them back in the inventory to pad the numbers.
The supervisor turned me in because it turns out they were buying the same cups from wholesalers and fudging the inventory. They would even take cups out of the trash, wash them out and put them back in the inventory to pad the numbers.
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