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Reasons You Were Fired from Part Time Jobs in High School and College

Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:52 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24882 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:52 pm
1. Getting High at Work
2. Ditching Work to go to the beach for a weekend.
3. Running in a track meet rather than go to work (I had the flu the week of qualifying and didn't think I'd place as well as I did, so I didn't ask off for the following week.)
4. They found out I'm allergic to yellow jackets the hard way.
5. Got pissed my boss was 2 hours late to countdown the nightly take, so I took it home and brought it back on Monday. He was not pleased...fricking coke head.

After that it was all internships and real jobs.
Posted by CommoDawg
Member since Jun 2015
2322 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:53 pm to
Getting fired is trashy
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:54 pm to
quote:

Part Time Jobs in High School and College


lol we all have trust funds, idiot
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
29151 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:55 pm to
I was never fired from high school or college jobs.

Your list makes you sound like an insufferable loser.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 3:56 pm
Posted by Ash Williams
South of i-10
Member since May 2009
18563 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:55 pm to
quote:

Running in a track meet rather than go to work (I had the flu the week of qualifying and didn't think I'd place as well as I did, so I didn't ask off for the following week.)


subtle "im an awesome athlete" brag buddy


when i bartended for a catering company in high school and freshman year of college we used to get hammered everytime we worked. Boss used to always threaten to fire us, but we never did anything stupid and we were always on time and did a good job so he never fired us
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
23394 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:55 pm to
After 2 days of a telemarketing gig trying to schedule appointments for vinyl siding salesmen, I walked into the office and said "I don't think this is for me." Boss said, "You must have read my mind."
Posted by PolyPusher86
St. George
Member since Jun 2010
3357 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:55 pm to
Getting jerked off in the milk refrigerator at Sams
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64706 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:56 pm to
I don't get fired from jobs, I only leave for better ones.
Posted by OK Samaritan
Member since Jan 2018
59 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:56 pm to
I guessed wrong on a lady's race over the phone, she called and made a complaint and had me fired the next day.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
21045 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:57 pm to
How in the hell did you manage to get fired from five part time jobs
Posted by Steadyhands
Slightly above I-10
Member since May 2016
7204 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:57 pm to
I've never officially been fired. Upon submitting my two weeks notice, I was told I no longer needed to show up about a week into that two weeks. That's about the closest.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 3:59 pm
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8699 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:57 pm to
I worked at a country club in college. The director thought some of the employees were stealing beer/liquor and having parties on the golf course at night (we were). I wasn't fired because they couldn't prove anything, but they did suddenly stop scheduling me to work
Posted by 4WHLN
Drinking at the Cottage Inn
Member since Mar 2013
7644 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:57 pm to
All in High School:
1. Made smoke bomb at A&P. Filled the entire back warehouse with smoke and the alarms went off. Employees were happy... Boss not so much.
2. Shooting expired eggs off the roof of the Winn-Dixie at cars on North Causeway approach with water balloon slingshot.
This post was edited on 1/25/18 at 4:00 pm
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
24882 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:57 pm to
quote:

How in the hell did you manage to get fired from five part time jobs



I was pretty specific as to the reasons.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
15523 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:58 pm to
fricking on the job in a store room
Posted by USEyourCURDS
Member since Apr 2016
12979 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:59 pm to
Went swimming with some females at a friend's party (didn't have trunks, borrowed my buddy's who weighed about 275)) Thought I locked keys in my truck, turns out I drunkenly hid them, called pop a lock, trunks fell down while searching for non-existent keys in truck as alarm is going off. Didn't find keys till the next afternoon. No pants, no call, no show.
Posted by Cosmo
glassman's guest house
Member since Oct 2003
132688 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 3:59 pm to
Never been fired
Posted by AU_251
Your dads room
Member since Feb 2013
12113 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 4:00 pm to
quote:

Getting jerked off in the milk refrigerator at Sams


this sentence is much funnier that I thought it would be. Bravo
Posted by StealthCalais11
Lurker since 2007
Member since Aug 2011
12555 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 4:00 pm to
A combination of things - drinking too much on the job, giving too much free alcohol away, pissing in the kitchen sink one too many times, promoting body shots on the bar during business ours, fricking in the kitchen, fricking in dry storage, fricking in cold storage, fricking in the office - you know, the usual
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135044 posts
Posted on 1/25/18 at 4:01 pm to
At blue bayou I would sell people refills on their dippin dots for half price and keep the cash since they wouldn’t let us take tips.

The supervisor turned me in because it turns out they were buying the same cups from wholesalers and fudging the inventory. They would even take cups out of the trash, wash them out and put them back in the inventory to pad the numbers.
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