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Huh? I've got 58 posts, I'd say the jury is still out.
Probably Russian/Chinese bots trying to destroy American message boards with shite posts. Or a bunch of people getting autism from chemtrails, one of those two.
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I wonder what that would be like.



Dude, killing people would have to be like the coolest experience. Do you ever just sit back and daydream about it? Like a lot?
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on the reg right up in my inbox


And they stay that way for hours.
It's their house, they just let you live in it.

re: 20 fattest cities in the US

Posted by OK Samaritan on 1/30/18 at 8:12 am to
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shocked that there arent any cities from the midwest.


Most places in the midwest wouldn't qualify as "cities". They're more like small townships where there's only two last names and everyone is addicted to oxycontin.
That's great, it starts with an earthquake
Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes
And Lenny Bruce is not afraid
You just have to be assertive and let them know it's not ok. Try and shed a little tear where they can see it next time and they'll chill out.
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What else is there to do?




Go to Scuttlebutt's, spray paint overpasses, etc.

The possibilities are endless!!!!
Didn't some local activists declare the flamingos racist last year? Or was that just the float designs?
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Scared to say Muslim? 'Cause I know you were thinking it!


It's a little too true if you say it with Muslims. "Hindus" it sounds like you're trying to be funny, "Muslims" and it sounds like you need to get a torch and a Hitler-youth haircut.
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Which performances did you find inappropriate for National TV?


Haven't decided yet, I'm gonna wait for my aunt's facebook status to let me know which ones were too obscene.
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Methodist
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roll right through the Gates


With a married priest? Yeah, you're not rolling through shite.
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For those who don't believe in God
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Depressing AF to think there's nothing after


Actually for us, it's depressing to think that there's something after.
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Is there anything trashier than domestic violence


Blue jean shorts?
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was previously sexually attracted to a calculator named Pierre b


Nothing sadder than the fading of young love.
Wal-Mart usually has a valet service for overweight or overly tattooed customers. They take care of their core customer base.

re: Cat Kennedy. She fine. NSFW

Posted by OK Samaritan on 1/28/18 at 1:17 pm to
She looks like she's trying real hard to hide a stroke she had last year.
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Catholicism is a perverted, ritualistic denomination of Christianity. Catholics believe in various methods of paying for sins; Jesus clearly established that he is the only method of payment for sins.


Come on guys, we can't let our religious differences divide us. If we don't use our faith to love and empathise with our common man then we're no different than those filthy Hindus.
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French cuff links


Sounds like you're a real fancy boy.

re: Favorite Meme’s or Gifs

Posted by OK Samaritan on 1/27/18 at 7:23 pm to
It's actually pronounced "gif".