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re: Quadruple amputee cornhole player shoots & kills passenger while driving

Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:33 am to
Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
22048 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:33 am to
The cops couldn’t say armed and dangerous with a straight face.
Posted by PurpleandGold Motown
Waltzing Between the Raindrops
Member since Oct 2007
25203 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:33 am to
When God created the English language he never imagined those words would be combined in that way.

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of his creation?"
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135359 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:34 am to
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How in the frick did that happen?


The authorities are stumped
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22463 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:36 am to
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The cops couldn’t say armed and dangerous with a straight face.


The suspect said "Are my fingerprints on the gun?"

Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
63266 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:39 am to
quote:

So not only was a guy with no arms or legs driving but also used a gun and shot and killed the guy next to him?


They said Tesla, so I’m assuming self-driving mode. As for the actual shooting,
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
35597 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:40 am to
I'll take "Not the Headline I Expected to Read Today" for 2000 Alex...
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
31382 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:40 am to
It's going to cost him an Arm and a Leg to get out of that.
Posted by LSBoosie
Member since Jun 2020
20876 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:40 am to
quote:

So not only was a guy with no arms or legs driving but also used a gun and shot and killed the guy next to him?

Yep. And then somehow dropped the body off in a yard.
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
75822 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:41 am to
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I could see how he could put his nubs together to hold a gun. The video on page one showed this along with him loading a magazine and charging the weapon. What I want to know is how the hell did he pull the trigger when he obviously has no fingers?!?
Posted by CatfishJohn
Member since Jun 2020
23919 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:43 am to
quote:

So not only was a guy with no arms or legs driving but also used a gun and shot and killed the guy next to him?

Did I read that right?


Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
133518 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:43 am to
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Quadruple amputee cornhole player shoots & kills passenger while driving


First time in the history of the world this sentence has ever been put together
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
32203 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:43 am to
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Quadruple amputee cornhole player shoots & kills passenger

Where he's going, he will get a lot of cornhole practice.
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
22463 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:44 am to
quote:

They said Tesla, so I’m assuming self-driving mode.


Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
95315 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:46 am to
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The caller was able to escape from the Tesla and provide police with the suspect’s information.
well i hope he didn't have to run too fast to escape.
Posted by KAHog
South Trough
Member since Mar 2013
2927 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:47 am to
quote:

They said Tesla, so I’m assuming self-driving mode. As for the actual shooting,


The new Tesla update added that feature.
Posted by AUFANATL
Member since Dec 2007
5661 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:53 am to
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The suspect, who is known to law enforcement


Translation: there are at least a few people on the planet who were not actually shocked by this headline.

Posted by Funky Tide 8
Bayou Chico
Member since Feb 2009
58064 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:54 am to
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
4786 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:54 am to
I wanted to see the handcuffing video.
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
8929 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:55 am to
Didn't have this on my bingo card.
Posted by jaytothen
Member since Jan 2020
8978 posts
Posted on 3/23/26 at 11:56 am to
Thread title of the year happened early.
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