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re: Portnoy gets a warm welcome in Starkville while reviewing pizza eta: perp identified

Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:08 pm to
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
10371 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:08 pm to
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Can someone tell me why this guy is famous?


For his carpentry skills.

Posted by James11111
Walnut Creek, Ca
Member since Jul 2020
5515 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:09 pm to
NSFW please? Or at least warn to not have your volume up all the way on a crowded fricking train dude.
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
38580 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:12 pm to
Disgraceful behavior from my home state

You can hate Dave Portnoy without being a racist count about it
Posted by pankReb
Defending National Champs Fan
Member since Mar 2009
71833 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:12 pm to
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For his carpentry skills.


Just like Jesus.
Posted by NawlinsTiger9
Where the mongooses roam
Member since Jan 2009
38580 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:14 pm to
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NSFW please? Or at least warn to not have your volume up all the way on a crowded fricking train dud


I can’t tell if you’re trolling or not but you should never have your volume up in public
Posted by i am dan
NC
Member since Aug 2011
30601 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:16 pm to
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NSFW please? Or at least warn to not have your volume up all the way on a crowded fricking train dude.


Earbuds.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
4680 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:22 pm to
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I can’t stand that guy. Barstool is complete, useless garbage. It’s a bunch of 20 and 30 year old know nothing, yammering idiots that make stupid memes and tweets.



I don't hate Portnoy but lately a bunch of barstool stuff has been fed to me on social.

It reeks of manchildren. Just useless adults sitting around try to out-roast eachother and posting it to the internet.

You should be done with that phase by 18. Ideally by 14.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120325 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:38 pm to
When Barstool was first getting really popular I liked him, but he really does seem like a first grade douche.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100706 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:38 pm to
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Disgraceful behavior from my home state


It’s Mississippi this is our normal behavior for the past 200 years
Posted by DeltaTigerDelta
Member since Jan 2017
13522 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:40 pm to
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It reeks of manchildren. Just useless adults sitting around try to out-roast eachother and posting it to the internet.

Like the OT?
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100706 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

Like the OT?



Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133582 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 7:56 pm to
Sounds like he hates things baked in ovens


Pizza couldn't be that bad
This post was edited on 11/7/25 at 8:44 pm
Posted by beaux duke
Member since Oct 2023
3475 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 8:26 pm to
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I’d like to take a slice and throw it right at his big schnozz.

no you wouldn't
i'm not wild about the guy either. i'd imagine he's insufferable in person. but his pizza reviews build mad business for the places that get reviewed, even if they get an average like 7.2 review. kind of like guy fierei. he may be a douche, but if he puts your restaurant on his show, business goes through the roof. both have directly supported thousands of small restaurants. i have a friend from high school where guy showed their restaurant on diners, drive ins and dives and they're swimming in money now. i'd share the name but, you know, some idiot here would ruin it
This post was edited on 11/7/25 at 9:14 pm
Posted by saintsfan22
baton rouge
Member since May 2006
78793 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 8:29 pm to
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Lol the coins in the ground is a nice touch.

Borat would be proud
Posted by TxWadingFool
Middle Coast
Member since Sep 2014
5466 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 8:31 pm to
Dude did a lot of good for small family owned businesses during the covid shutdown, for that he's alright in my book.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
58894 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 8:39 pm to
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Dude did a lot of good for small family owned businesses during the covid shutdown


Like 30 million raised for businesses that weren’t going to survive bullshite Covid shutdowns. He’s kind of insufferable but that’s his whole schtick. I don’t want to hang out with him but he’s a good dude behind all the bullshite. I never really understood why this place has such a hate boner for him
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
28417 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 8:43 pm to
The dude yelling shite at him is a jackass. Having said that, Portnoy seems like an egotistical prick.
This post was edited on 11/7/25 at 9:37 pm
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37783 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 8:57 pm to
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i'm not wild about the guy either. i'd imagine he's insufferable in person. but his pizza reviews build mad business for the places that get reviewed, even if they get an average like 7.2 review. kind of like guy fierei. he may be a douche, but if he puts your restaurant on his show, business goes through the roof. i have a friend from high school where guy showed their restaurant on diners, drive ins and dives and they're swimming in money now. i'd share the name but, you know, some idiot here would ruin it

Truth.
Right from the horse’s mouth at Tower of Pizza in Metairie. We went soon after his review and it was slammed, owner said she hadn’t seen anything like it.
Posted by wadewilson
Member since Sep 2009
40342 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 8:57 pm to
If you ever wanna make Portnoy cry, just make a jew joke.
Posted by BROpaneTANK
Mandeville
Member since Apr 2010
3088 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 9:06 pm to
That’s a risky way to get a free trip to Poland.
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