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Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:13 pm to RollTide1987
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Penis size comes down to genetics and not evolution. If it were an evolutionary trait, none of us would feel inadequate as we'd all have big dicks.
That's not how evolution works. Some evolve to gain new traits, others don't.
Posted on 1/24/26 at 9:25 pm to makersmark1
quote:No, they have small balls too. Some say that has to do with the fidelity of their females compared to other mammals. Hamsters have relatively large testicles because the females of that species are promiscuous and the testicle allow for more effective mating.
I always thought “gorilla dick” was a compliment.
quote:It was done in Australia apparently.
Was this part of a government grant?
This post was edited on 1/24/26 at 9:26 pm
Posted on 1/25/26 at 1:27 am to Beessnax
quote:It was a poetic euphemism for an unfaithful people rather than a literal event.
How would one know this?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 1:41 am to Rabby
This thread has made me extremely grateful to be average.
Not above average, not below... just a paltry average 8 inches
Posted on 1/25/26 at 2:04 am to Cell of Awareness
Mine just went through a growth spurt.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 2:42 am to Cell of Awareness
Why do gorillas have tiny penii?
Do the math on the amount of time evolution would take, given the number of steps required to go from single cell to human, vs the amount of changes needed, and get back to us.
Do the math on the amount of time evolution would take, given the number of steps required to go from single cell to human, vs the amount of changes needed, and get back to us.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 3:47 am to Cell of Awareness
Lord won’t you give me a Mercedes Benz,
All my friends have huge schlongs, I must make amends..
All my friends have huge schlongs, I must make amends..
Posted on 1/25/26 at 4:20 am to Cell of Awareness
Humans have the largest units of all the apes.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 4:24 am to Cell of Awareness
How do you explain the billions of Asians?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:09 am to RollTide1987
quote:
Penis size comes down to genetics and not evolution. If it were an evolutionary trait, none of us would feel inadequate as we'd all have big dicks.
So your caricature understanding of evolution is that if some trait is selected for it means everyone gets it?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:23 am to RollTide1987
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Evolution is so precise with everything else, yet evolution only saw fit to endow a limited number of men with big dicks to impress women with?
That’s why we have the concept of God, to explain this sort of thing and comfort the unfortunate
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:25 am to tigerfoot
Doesn’t matter how big your schlong is when you marry crazy, as we both did first time around. They are always looking for the BBD.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:57 am to Cell of Awareness
I always assumed they started large and evolved smaller.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:10 am to Cell of Awareness
quote:
evolved
Nope
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:23 am to Cell of Awareness
I can’t believe Ronricks hasn’t chimed in on this yet.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 8:28 am to RollTide1987
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Evolution is fake news.
You do realize that evolution is basically genetics changing over a long period of time?
See a lot of dumb arse takes on this site. Starting to think the stereotype of Louisianans being dumb is true.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 9:10 am to X123F45
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A slightly heavy woman is a sign of fertility and had been until the 1920s
Wrong. It was signal of having enough wealth to eat more than almost everyone else.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 9:13 am to TooFyeToFly
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That's not how evolution works. Some evolve to gain new traits, others don't.
Exactly right. Anyone saying differently like Rolltide 1987 is clueless on this subject.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 9:13 am to TigerGman
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Wrong. It was signal of having enough wealth to eat more than almost everyone else.
Waiting for Elon to invent a time machine so I can go back and have my choice of "undesirable" women. Those hideous beast with their firm, muscular bodies from physically work and only enough food to keep their chiseled bodies running.
I will also be taking back razors, shaving cream and Brazilian wax kits.
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