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Pandas At An Empty Zoo Under Coronavirus Quarantine Finally Boned After Ten Years Together

Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:24 pm
Posted by Bench McElroy
Member since Nov 2009
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:24 pm
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Two giant pandas at a Hong Kong zoo mated successfully on Monday for the first time in almost 10 years together at the park.

Staff at the Ocean Park theme park and zoo announced female Ying Ying and male Le Le, both 14, finally sealed the deal around 9 a.m. local time after showing signs that they had entered their hormonal estrous cycle, or mating cycle, in late March.

Giant pandas are notoriously bad at breeding, at least in captivity, so news of the bonking bears had staff thrilled.

"Since Ying Ying and Le Le’s arrival in Hong Kong in 2007 and attempts at natural mating since 2010, they unfortunately have yet to succeed until this year upon years of trial and learning," said Michael Boos, executive director of zoological operation and conservation. "The successful natural mating process today is extremely exciting for all of us, as the chance of pregnancy via natural mating is higher than by artificial insemination."

Images released by the park, which has been empty of visitors since Jan. 26 due to the coronavirus outbreak, show the black-and-white beaus embracing and doing the deed.



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Posted by Ace Midnight
Between sanity and madness
Member since Dec 2006
95646 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:26 pm to
Maybe they don't like folks watching?

Posted by UncleLester
West of the Mississippi
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:26 pm to
Thanks for including the photos.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:28 pm to
Bitches always be wanting to cuddle afterwards.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:28 pm to
Damn, ol baw has the devotion of a saint
Posted by Slingin Pickle
Fancy side of the North Shore
Member since Jun 2008
3043 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:28 pm to
Hittin it Panda style
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
86204 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:28 pm to
I imagine this is true for many marriages as well

Couples that haven't had sex in years just deciding to bone out of pure boredom

Posted by soccerfüt
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Member since May 2013
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:28 pm to
brb, I’ve think I left the stove on...
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Posted by Chad504boy
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Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Pandas At An Empty Zoo Under Coronavirus Quarantine Finally Boned After Ten Years Together


pretty much every american family this month.
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:29 pm to


Posted by saturday
Pronoun (Baw)
Member since Feb 2007
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:29 pm to
My man
Posted by Champagne
Sabine Free State.
Member since Oct 2007
55317 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:30 pm to
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Bitches always be wanting to cuddle afterwards.


And now we have Panda male to blame when they nag: "See, Panda bears cuddle afterwards."

My retort will be: PANDAS ARE NOT REALLY BEARS or anything else I can think in my attempt to change the subject.
Posted by Booyow
Member since Mar 2010
4192 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:31 pm to
I’m calling it now...Two zookeeper furries broke into the enclosure and had sex
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75162 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:31 pm to
Figures. They lost their favorite past time. Human watching.
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:33 pm to
Wait. Pandas aren’t bears? What the hell are they? Giant hairy squirrels?
Posted by NotoriousFSU
Atlanta, GA
Member since Oct 2008
12451 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:36 pm to
That pic looks like the thumbnail for the pornhub vids where the girl is “stuck” under something with her bare arse propped up and the dude walks up like I’m gonna help you get free but first lemme just slide on in there.
Posted by BayouBandit24
Member since Aug 2010
17176 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:36 pm to
*nuts in 5 seconds*

“Sorry baby, it’s been a while”
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
75162 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

That pic looks like the thumbnail for the pornhub vids where the girl is “stuck” under something with her bare arse propped up and the dude walks up like I’m gonna help you get free but first lemme just slide on in there.


Spoilers. Dammit
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
26774 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:39 pm to
The male panda reportedly has the Ibonedher Virus.
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
60996 posts
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:39 pm to
quote:

Two giant pandas at a Hong Kong zoo mated successfully on Monday for the first time in almost 10 years together at the park.


Welcome to married life.
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