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Pandas At An Empty Zoo Under Coronavirus Quarantine Finally Boned After Ten Years Together
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:24 pm
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:24 pm
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Two giant pandas at a Hong Kong zoo mated successfully on Monday for the first time in almost 10 years together at the park.
Staff at the Ocean Park theme park and zoo announced female Ying Ying and male Le Le, both 14, finally sealed the deal around 9 a.m. local time after showing signs that they had entered their hormonal estrous cycle, or mating cycle, in late March.
Giant pandas are notoriously bad at breeding, at least in captivity, so news of the bonking bears had staff thrilled.
"Since Ying Ying and Le Le’s arrival in Hong Kong in 2007 and attempts at natural mating since 2010, they unfortunately have yet to succeed until this year upon years of trial and learning," said Michael Boos, executive director of zoological operation and conservation. "The successful natural mating process today is extremely exciting for all of us, as the chance of pregnancy via natural mating is higher than by artificial insemination."
Images released by the park, which has been empty of visitors since Jan. 26 due to the coronavirus outbreak, show the black-and-white beaus embracing and doing the deed.
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:26 pm to Bench McElroy
Maybe they don't like folks watching?
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:26 pm to Bench McElroy
Thanks for including the photos.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:28 pm to Bench McElroy
Bitches always be wanting to cuddle afterwards.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:28 pm to Bench McElroy
Damn, ol baw has the devotion of a saint
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:28 pm to Bench McElroy
Hittin it Panda style
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:28 pm to Bench McElroy
I imagine this is true for many marriages as well
Couples that haven't had sex in years just deciding to bone out of pure boredom
Couples that haven't had sex in years just deciding to bone out of pure boredom
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:28 pm to Bench McElroy
brb, I’ve think I left the stove on...
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Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:29 pm to Bench McElroy
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Pandas At An Empty Zoo Under Coronavirus Quarantine Finally Boned After Ten Years Together
pretty much every american family this month.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:30 pm to PsychTiger
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Bitches always be wanting to cuddle afterwards.
And now we have Panda male to blame when they nag: "See, Panda bears cuddle afterwards."
My retort will be: PANDAS ARE NOT REALLY BEARS or anything else I can think in my attempt to change the subject.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:31 pm to Bench McElroy
I’m calling it now...Two zookeeper furries broke into the enclosure and had sex
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:31 pm to Bench McElroy
Figures. They lost their favorite past time. Human watching.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:33 pm to Champagne
Wait. Pandas aren’t bears? What the hell are they? Giant hairy squirrels?
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:36 pm to Bench McElroy
That pic looks like the thumbnail for the pornhub vids where the girl is “stuck” under something with her bare arse propped up and the dude walks up like I’m gonna help you get free but first lemme just slide on in there.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:36 pm to Bench McElroy
*nuts in 5 seconds*
“Sorry baby, it’s been a while”
“Sorry baby, it’s been a while”
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:37 pm to NotoriousFSU
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That pic looks like the thumbnail for the pornhub vids where the girl is “stuck” under something with her bare arse propped up and the dude walks up like I’m gonna help you get free but first lemme just slide on in there.
Spoilers. Dammit
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:39 pm to Bench McElroy
The male panda reportedly has the Ibonedher Virus.
Posted on 4/6/20 at 1:39 pm to Bench McElroy
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Two giant pandas at a Hong Kong zoo mated successfully on Monday for the first time in almost 10 years together at the park.
Welcome to married life.
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