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OT tell me about the Cadillac Cafe

Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:16 pm
Posted by jlovel7
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
21334 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:16 pm
I've heard things and I'm interested in the OTs stories about this Baton Rouge staple.
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66448 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:17 pm to
Like shooting MILFs in a barrel.
A barrel of depression and herpes.
Posted by toosleaux
Stuck in Baton Rouge traffic
Member since Dec 2007
9214 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:17 pm to
Dudes in their 40s and 50s looking to put that Viagra wood somewhere.
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
21517 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:17 pm to
The minimum age to get in is a lot older than 21.
Posted by JBeam
Guns,Germs & Steel
Member since Jan 2011
68377 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:18 pm to
They have a bartender that once got so drunk that she drove on the wrong side of the interstate causing a few wrecks.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33495 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:18 pm to
IN.

This should be good.

Expect the following terms to be used liberally:

MILF
Cougars
Skanks
Divorcees
White Trash
Fake breasts
$30,000-aires
Cougars again
Wrinkle Ranch
Cataract Cafe
This post was edited on 2/20/18 at 1:19 pm
Posted by The Pirate King
Pangu
Member since May 2014
57708 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:19 pm to
We drove by one night and it looked like a great place to pick up trashy divorced BR and LP housewives that are 40 and up. Lots of cigs.
Posted by Blitzed
Member since Oct 2009
21312 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:19 pm to
Has the type of woman that would drive a cadillac.
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56285 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:19 pm to
Nice place.
But... Some nights are better than others.
Posted by Festus
With Skillet
Member since Nov 2009
85017 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:20 pm to
AKA: Chlamydia Cafe
Posted by LSUGrad9295
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2007
33495 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:20 pm to
quote:

We drove by one night and it looked like a great place to pick up trashy divorced BR and LP housewives that are 40 and up. Lots of cigs.




I believe you stuck the landing. Perfect description.
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32557 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:22 pm to
Great slump busting location or so I am told.
Posted by LSUcdro
Republic of West Florida
Member since Sep 2009
11129 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:24 pm to
Women are nuttier than squirrel turds
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

MILFs

One look around in there and this term is off the table. Lots of M's, but none that fall under the heading of "ILF", I'm afraid.
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
48945 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:32 pm to
quote:

Nice place.
But... Some nights are better than others.

You just described everything from Wal-Marks to Tiger Stadium
Posted by Boks
Red Lodge, MT
Member since Jul 2013
1122 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:34 pm to
Good for people watching.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
14815 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:36 pm to
Apparently I look like all of their sons or their son's friends

And apparently they want to frick their sons or their son's friends
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:37 pm to
quote:

MILF
Cougars
Skanks
Divorcees
White Trash


Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
7838 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:38 pm to
It's like Reggie's... but for old people.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11232 posts
Posted on 2/20/18 at 1:40 pm to
The overall vibe is desperation.
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