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OT rant of the day: Idiots who hog up the coffee

Posted on 10/1/26 at 7:51 am
Posted by Reubaltaich
A nation under duress
Member since Jun 2006
5678 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 7:51 am
One of the most asinine thing co-workers do is stand in front of the coffee pot and fill up 2 large 20 oz coffee cups and don't even take time to make another pot.

Then they take up 5 minutes to add sugar and creamer right in front of the dang coffee pot while running their big mouth for another 5 minutes.

Posted by dawginar
Member since Jan 2012
1277 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 7:52 am to
I'm hoping this is on company time and not wasting a break.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76753 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 7:54 am to
<——Coffee is overrated


Posted by bad93ex
Walnut Cove
Member since Sep 2018
37119 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 7:55 am to
Sounds like you need an office linebacker

Posted by Buck Dancer
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2008
4900 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 7:55 am to
Only one solution, burn their house down.
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
12860 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 8:00 am to
So you’re telling us there is zero coffee left after they pour? If so, public caning.
Posted by BunkieWrench
Katy
Member since Nov 2008
5744 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 8:07 am to
Exactly why you should put a La Cimbali S30 in your cubicle.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
18039 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 8:10 am to
quote:

Then they take up 5 minutes to add sugar and creamer right in front of the dang coffee pot while running their big mouth for another 5 minutes.


My wife will do this at home. She'll pour her coffee, turn to me and make eye contact while I'm waiting, then turn back around and start taking her time pouring creamer and fake sugar. She has the nerve to get annoyed when I sarcastically say "excuse me"
Posted by Reubaltaich
A nation under duress
Member since Jun 2006
5678 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 8:16 am to
quote:

Sounds like you need an office linebacker



We need to hire that dude.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
94958 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 8:21 am to
Lol you go into the office to work
Posted by RoyalWe
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2018
5516 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 8:28 am to
Maybe that other guy went to the OP’s house for work? Is he a male masseuse?
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
151413 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 8:36 am to
quote:

Idiots who hog up the coffee
This post was edited on 10/1/26 at 8:39 am
Posted by hoopde
Member since Sep 2026
117 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 8:46 am to
quote:

Exactly why you should put a La Cimbali S30 in your cubicle.

Had to look it up.

Holy shite, a $23,000 espresso machine.

Posted by Zendog
Santa Barbara
Member since Feb 2019
7213 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 8:47 am to
PIIHB
Posted by KosmoCramer
Member since Dec 2007
80905 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Exactly why you should put a La Cimbali S30 in your cubicle.


I wouldn't drink the swill that comes out of a substandard machine like that.
Posted by WylieTiger
Member since Nov 2006
14910 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 8:49 am to
My Jelly of the Month Club Christmas Bonus won't cover that.
Posted by lsu xman
Member since Oct 2006
17044 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 8:52 am to
How about the ones that use your liquid creamer from the without asking. Then using all of it and throwing the bottle in the trash..
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
11255 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 9:07 am to
That's exactly what you need, an office linebacker. Terry don't play that shite! Get your boss to institute some rules for the "free" coffee. We only have 10 people in my office, and everyone knows the rules for the coffee and office kitchen. We all know who drinks what kind of coffee, have color coordinated pot handles for dark roast, medium roast, etc. Y'all need to tighten up.
This post was edited on 10/1/26 at 9:07 am
Posted by VideoStore
Member since Jul 2026
56 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 9:21 am to
Executable offense. I worked with a guy who would always leave 1 centimeter in the pot.
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
44964 posts
Posted on 10/1/26 at 9:27 am to
Pain train is coming! Woo woo!!!!!!


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