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re: OT advice on being an educated juror.

Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:23 pm to
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:23 pm to
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Now there’s a sign saying if it’s seen or heard in the courtroom there’s a $75 (happy Terd?) fine and the device is siezed, but they let you take it through security and in the holding area and in the halls.

Just can’t record. Or be on it in the actual courtroom.

I remember that from when I was called. They would let you into the courtroom for voir dire with your cellphone, but they were very clear that the judge would NOT look kindly upon you if you pulled it out or it went off in the courtroom in the middle of seating a jury.

When I've had to be in court as a party or a witness when court was in session, though, there definitely was a deputy there manning the metal detectors and ensuring you didn't get past with a cellphone because the courtrooms were a strict no-fly zone for cellphones unless you were an officer of the court.

It was kind of interesting because a lot of people never see a jury selection. It's not sexy enough to be on TV. I distinctly remember being struck by everyone on the other side of the bar, including the judge, standing as the jury pool entered the gallery. I don't know if that's standard or it was how that judge ran his courtroom, but the memory vividly stuck with me. I also very vividly remember how mind numbing it was three hours later as the attorneys each asked prospective juror number eleventy-threeve the same exact list of questions we'd all heard eleventy-twove times before.
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 3:03 pm
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
46209 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:23 pm to
"lot of honkeys here"
Posted by rld280z
Richmond, VA
Member since Mar 2018
142 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:29 pm to
Tell them you are a White Supremist
Posted by Cjscore
Prairieville
Member since Dec 2016
598 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:35 pm to
I always shave my head the night before. Works like a charm. Most times they don't call me up after roll call.
Posted by TigerstuckinMS
Member since Nov 2005
33687 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:36 pm to
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I always shave my head the night before. Works like a charm. Most times they don't call me up after roll call.

Show up with a rubber condom hat to really sell it.
Posted by CorkSoaker
Member since Oct 2008
9823 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:38 pm to
I’ve always used “stay at home mom” as an excuse. They let me out every time with no problem.
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
11052 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:39 pm to
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Just tell them you're a conservative Christian. Defense attorney will kick you post haste.


I've been picked for a jury twice. On one, it was a policyholder that sued their insurance company and the other was a DUI case......even though I acknowledged that I own an adjusting compnay that represents insurance companies and that I had an uncle who was killed by a drunk driver. Go figure. Both suits were settled immediately after jury selection was completed.
Posted by Tigerbait357
Member since Jun 2011
71184 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:44 pm to
Tell them you watch a lot of Law and Order

then ask them about the hypothetical race of the person
Posted by bigwheel
Lake Charles
Member since Feb 2008
6491 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:45 pm to
When asked if the defendants don’t call their client, to testify, how would you rule , I said guilty and was promptly dismissed
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:39 pm to
So I ended up just telling the truth and being myself. Then got selected. Then made it through first selection. Apparently i was the “most entertaining juror”, although I suppose the bar is low for a bunch of people watching lawyers ask questions with no other distractions.

Then got selected for the final jury.

In the end I was excited. It felt interesting to see the system in action and play my civic duty. To be an impartial citizen and hold the state to their burden of proof.



And then to top it all off, I just got told i’m getting paid in full for every day i’m On jury duty so it’s a win win. Actually stoked about it now
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53599 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 6:44 pm to
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when asked a question or thought on a subject, just ask what the race of the person in the hypothetical is...




Then when told it shouldn’t matter, indignantly slur “o’course it does! How else would I know what kind of person they are!”
Posted by doublecutter
Member since Oct 2003
7222 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:31 pm to
Someone I knew that was in the jury selection phase told me that one guy got up there and said a bunch of crap like justice should be swift and severe, and how he would believe a LEO before any crimina, etc. He was saying crap to try to get struck by the defense lawyers. The judge intervened and struck the juror and told the guy that he thought his answers were all answered in such a way to get out of jury duty. The judge told the guy that he wouldn't have to be a juror, but he ordered the guy to report to the court bailiff every morning for the next week and he would have to remain in court everyday until adjournment.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:32 pm to
I have been called in only once, the assistant DA for trial was a former girlfriend, shortly after she saw me in the room a deputy escorted me out and said I would not be needed.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
64548 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 7:34 pm to
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I know at least one lawyer who was given the bums rush out of jury duty as well. I was told they didn't want them.


Not sure what it’s like in Louisiana now, but being a lawyer doesn’t get you out of shot up here now.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:11 pm to
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Someone I knew that was in the jury selection phase told me that one guy got up there and said a bunch of crap like justice should be swift and severe, and how he would believe a LEO before any crimina, etc. He was saying crap to try to get struck by the defense lawyers. The judge intervened and struck the juror and told the guy that he thought his answers were all answered in such a way to get out of jury duty. The judge told the guy that he wouldn't have to be a juror, but he ordered the guy to report to the court bailiff every morning for the next week and he would have to remain in court everyday until adjournment.



Damnnnnnnn...yeah, I mostly wanted the usual humor of the OT While waiting. Once I got called up to the jurors box it kind of changed. Like a performance piece almost. Being on stage.


It actually turned out better for me because now once i’m done I won’t have to go again for a couple years.
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19467 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:11 pm to
Tell them you laughed when they killed Black Panther in Infinity War. And you’re team Thanos.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:12 pm to
Bro you bash the government all the time, yet you don't actually want to take part?
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:17 pm to
I didn’t want to lose out on Money. Now that i’m getting paid i’m excited to do my civic duty to hold the state to due process and have them ovecome reasonable doubt.
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 8:17 pm
Posted by Boudin
Lafayette
Member since Oct 2006
10133 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:42 pm to
Just tell them you know what Jury Nullification is
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:45 pm to
The thing is, now I can work from within the system.

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