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OT advice on being an educated juror.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:43 am
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:43 am
Long story short, stuck in jury selection now, and the 12$ a day isn’t exactly enticing me.
Make me laugh OT. What are some things I should do/say to make sure i don’t get selected?
ETA: my misgivings were all for naught. I’m getting paid now and happy to do my civic duty and hold the state to their burden of proving guilt beyond reasonable doubt.
Make me laugh OT. What are some things I should do/say to make sure i don’t get selected?
ETA: my misgivings were all for naught. I’m getting paid now and happy to do my civic duty and hold the state to their burden of proving guilt beyond reasonable doubt.
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 9:53 pm
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Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:44 am to fr33manator
Say you’re racist
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:44 am to fr33manator
Diarrhea, no one ever has a follow up question to diarrhea
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:44 am to fr33manator
Tell them your honest feelings about blacks.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:44 am to fr33manator
when asked a question or thought on a subject, just ask what the race of the person in the hypothetical is...
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:44 am to fr33manator
It is a civic duty, do it as a responsible citizen.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:44 am to fr33manator
just do the jury duty
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:44 am to fr33manator
Chop your thumb off
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:44 am to Napoleon
Give them access to your TD post that should do it
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 8:46 am
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:45 am to fr33manator
quote:No you're not.
stuck in jury selection now
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:45 am to fr33manator
'Sounds guilty to me'
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 8:46 am
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:45 am to GrammarKnotsi
quote:
when asked a question or thought on a subject, just ask what the race of the person in the hypothetical is...
This
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:46 am to fr33manator
quote:
12$
Don’t worry, they’ll excuse you just because of your education level
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:46 am to fr33manator
Just tell them you're a conservative Christian. Defense attorney will kick you post haste.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:47 am to fr33manator
You couldn't just postpone it online?
That's what I did. Got a federal jury summons...I've postponed twice online so far for medical reasons.
That's what I did. Got a federal jury summons...I've postponed twice online so far for medical reasons.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:47 am to fr33manator
It’s oretty easy to tell what answers they want when they are asking the questions. Just go the other way.
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:47 am to GrammarKnotsi
quote:but ask with a poem. Then they know you are racist and think you are insane.
when asked a question or thought on a subject, just ask what the race of the person in the hypothetical is...
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:47 am to fr33manator
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Make me laugh OT. What are some things I should do/say to make sure i don’t get selected?
Answer the questions posed to you ...by the animated 6' Cottontail Rabbit standing behind the judges left shoulder!
"Yes, yes, corn flakes! Pudding? has to be chocolate, a flying snake definitely, more sugar!"
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:48 am to LSUWoodworker
quote:
It is a civic duty, do it as a responsible citizen.
This
Posted on 7/30/18 at 8:49 am to fr33manator
I don't know maybe read them the quote attached to your posts and explain you fancy yourself a Negan in real life.
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