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re: OT advice on being an educated juror.

Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:20 am to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:20 am to
No clue what kind of trial. Believe it or not i’m Fairly impartial when it comes to judging.


It’s just that I believe the penalty for anything like rape, murder, child molesters and people who put tomatoes in Jambalaya should be death.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:21 am to
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Good point. Not a court in the country that would allow phones during the jury selection process.


Downtown BR. I didn’t realize it either until I saw someone else with one and asked.
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19369 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:22 am to
Dont't say anything. Just wear a MAGA hat
Posted by puse01
Member since Sep 2011
3743 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:23 am to
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This post was edited on 11/16/21 at 12:25 pm
Posted by Boudreaux35
BR
Member since Sep 2007
22281 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:24 am to
quote:

What are some things I should do/say to make sure i don’t get selected?
Posted by MFn GIMP
Member since Feb 2011
23058 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:26 am to
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"I believe in jury nullification."


I got summoned for jury duty a few years ago and told them that I support jury nullifaction - which does happen to be true. I was promptly dismissed.
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
49099 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:26 am to
quote:

Make me laugh OT. What are some things I should do/say to make sure i don’t get selected?




Commit a felony
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 11:44 am
Posted by ChineseBandit66
Denver, Colorado
Member since Jul 2013
1794 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:27 am to
quote:

When an OT member was asked in jury selection where they got their news, they responded with Tiger Droppings and were promptly dismissed.



If this actually happen the prosecutor would be laughing pretty good after court . Dropping that in the 19th JDC under the DA before Hillar probably would have gotten you a contempt charge in seconds
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:31 am to
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12$


When the shite did people start thinking it was OK to write like this? I see it all the time here.

THE MOTHERfrickING $ GOES BEFORE THE MOTHERfrickING AMOUNT, YOU STUPID MOTHERfrickERS.
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:31 am to
Tell them that your wife left you for a black insurance agent. That will cover race and any insurance claims.
Posted by GillGo37
Nola
Member since May 2006
909 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:32 am to
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
15281 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:33 am to
Sir, you can go back to the jury pool.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:41 am to
$12.


#lickmybuttterd
Posted by cubsfinger
On The Road
Member since Mar 2017
1893 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:42 am to
Just as if the defendant is black.
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
216679 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:43 am to
He/she is guilty...
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:45 am to
A guilty man is guilty and an innocent man is innocent regardless of their race or creed. Just because I have a strong distaste for ThugPOS garbage and junkies and other societal leeches doesn’t mean I won’t judge them fairly.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:46 am to
Tell em you slept with the prosecutor’s wife.

Eta: then make an aside to the judge saying she was a dead fish.

This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 9:49 am
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
68603 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:53 am to
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to get out of Jury Duty.

In-American and unpatriotic; I hope the judge kicks your arse
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98707 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 9:56 am to
Being pro-law enforcement usually gets you DQ'ed with the quickness
Posted by go ta hell ole miss
Member since Jan 2007
14794 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 10:00 am to
If you were being tried or had a case would you want all the rational people that work for more than $12 per day to get off your jury. People bitch about how bad juries are and yet nobody wants to serve on them.

If you want off the jury just show them your TD post history. That will definitely do the trick.
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 5:33 pm
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