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re: OT advice on being an educated juror.

Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:15 pm to
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
57361 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:15 pm to
I'm 42 and only been called for Jury Duty once in my life (jeff parish). I ended up knowing (went to high school with) one of the detectives on the case and that got me eliminated.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:15 pm to
Ive often heard saying you believe somebody is guilty until proved innocent works.
Posted by ClampClampington
Nebraska
Member since Jun 2017
4051 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:24 pm to
Isn’t self employed an automatic disqualifier in almost all states? You have to ask the jury coordinator, but here they won’t make you serve if self employed
Posted by SelaTiger
Member since Aug 2016
21951 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:25 pm to
All you have to say is that you have many prejudices.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:30 pm to
Story?
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
20396 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

Be really knowledgeable about whatever subject the trial is about, sure fire way to get out of it. Neither lawyer wants an expert on the jury.



Last time I was called was the summer after I graduated LSU undergrad. They asked me what I was doing now and I said "I start LSU Law School next semester and am excited about seeing the internal process of the trial system before I start." Both lawyers couldn't object to my presence fast enough. Never understood why that answer, without any other qualifiers, got me out of there so fast.
Posted by ItNeverRains
Offugeaux
Member since Oct 2007
28166 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:41 pm to




say nothing
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:42 pm to
I’ve been drinking since 11. Hopefully it will make it more interesting
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

Say you’re racist


This.

A friend of mine swears he was asked if he was racist and he told them yes.. And they sent him on his way.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:58 pm to
Maybe I should go in with my shoulders out and my hands in a strangle ready position, and say in a Russian accent, “you are Judge, Boris is Jury and Executioner, just like in old country.”


Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 12:59 pm to
quote:

A friend of mine swears he was asked if he was racist and he told them yes.. And they sent him on his way.



An anecdote of yours with a succinct point and ending? I don’t believe it.
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
122527 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:04 pm to
Honestly, I do not give a frick what you believe or don't believe. I hope you get selected, that way, you might not be able to post as much.
Posted by Clark W Griswold
THE USA
Member since Sep 2012
10949 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:08 pm to
shite your pants. Nobody is sitting next to someone who shite their pants.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:22 pm to
Sheesh Chris, lighten the frick up. It was a joke.
Posted by EA6B
TX
Member since Dec 2012
14754 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:23 pm to
quote:

Wait, are you in the courtroom actually in voir dire or are you in the... wherever they put you at since the library's all fricked up... waiting for them to call you to a courtroom?


Unless they have recently changed policy you cannot get past the security checkpoint/metal detector at the courthouse with a cell phone.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135032 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 1:29 pm to
I’m on the 10th floor waiting to go in the courtrooms, and about half the people here are on devices, so it seems they’ve changed the policy.

Now there’s a sign saying if it’s seen or heard in the courtroom there’s a $75 (happy Terd?) fine and the device is siezed, but they let you take it through security and in the holding area and in the halls.

Just can’t record. Or be on it in the actual courtroom.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6849 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:11 pm to
quote:

Isn’t self employed an automatic disqualifier in almost all states? You have to ask the jury coordinator, but here they won’t make you serve if self employed



Mona at the Baton Rouge jury office will work with you to reschedule if you are self employed and you have a job related conflict, but you still have to serve.
This post was edited on 7/30/18 at 2:14 pm
Posted by dupergreenie
Member since May 2014
10219 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:17 pm to
Get a dr yo write you a note saying you suffer from anxiety. Both my parents did this and have never been sent another letter.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6849 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

Last time I was called was the summer after I graduated LSU undergrad. They asked me what I was doing now and I said "I start LSU Law School next semester and am excited about seeing the internal process of the trial system before I start." Both lawyers couldn't object to my presence fast enough. Never understood why that answer, without any other qualifiers, got me out of there so fast.



I know at least one lawyer who was given the bums rush out of jury duty as well. I was told they didn't want them.
Posted by idlewatcher
Planet Arium
Member since Jan 2012
98701 posts
Posted on 7/30/18 at 2:23 pm to
quote:

The follow up question was: do you think that you can still be reasonable despite your pro law enforcement feelings or something like that and I said I could still be reasonable.


Yea that's what they hit me with. But I wasn't lying - I come from a long arse line of LEO from ATF and FBI to HPD Vice squad. And the case was some brother who ran away from the cops in his car and then hit one of the officers so naturally the defense didn't think I would be a good fit
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