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re: Occupations with the highest divorce rates

Posted on 5/9/26 at 6:20 am to
Posted by Bayou Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 5/9/26 at 6:20 am to
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Actuaries, professional estimators of risk, are way at the bottom at only 14%.
I would like to see these actuaries’ statistical analysis and arbitrage points of the hot-crazy matrix (i.e maximizing hotness per unit craziness). What is the female wifing Moneyball equivalent of “he gets on base”?
Posted by UltimaParadox
North Carolina
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Posted on 5/9/26 at 7:09 am to
So higher education generally means less divorce
Posted by PenguinNinja
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Posted on 5/9/26 at 7:18 am to
I think this has less to do with the occupation and more to do with the demeanor and thought process of the person, which leads to both the career choice and the tendency to make a decision to divorce.
This post was edited on 5/9/26 at 7:20 am
Posted by neverputstheseatdown
Member since Nov 2025
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Posted on 5/9/26 at 7:20 am to
Bad news for Alice and bus driver Ralph Kramdon
Posted by RougeDawg
Member since Jul 2016
7598 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 7:28 am to
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So higher education generally means less divorce


Math skills help calculating alimony.
Posted by Tiger Ugly
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
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Posted on 5/9/26 at 7:31 am to
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I think this has less to do with the occupation and more to do with the demeanor and thought process of the person, which leads to both the career choice and the tendency to make a decision to divorce.


I think opportunity plays a big role. Occupations that offer more opportunity for one to stray I would be willing to be a high divorce rate follows. Certainly there are other reasons for divorce aside from infidelity, but I have to think infidelity is far and away the top reason.
Posted by TygerTyger
Houston
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 5/9/26 at 7:36 am to
I think it has to do with opportunity and attendance.

Jobs that are looked upon as admirable/heroic/high value such as doctors, cops, firemen, soldiers, lawyers, etc. usually give guys lots of opportunities to cheat because women are attracted to those roles. You can add musicians in there too.

Those jobs also tend to require long hours away from home. Women need constant attention. They have a weird kind of amnesia where they continually need relationship maintenance. The phrase “but what have you done for me lately?” Is all too familiar.


So the man is gone a lot, and has a job where women flirt and provide lots of opportunities to him.

Meanwhile, he’s gone a lot and the wife isn’t getting the constant dopamine hits of attention she needs from him. But that pool boy is always so polite and damn he’s got a good body….

Regular 9-5 Joes who are home every night and focus on maintaining a strong loving relationship with their wife can usually go the distance.
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
11135 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 7:39 am to
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professional estimators of risk, are way at the bottom at only 14%



Checks out.

Also engineers be like, I've done the math, and it ain't good. I'll need to further calculate the risks vs the known average results and develop a table to determine if I need to stay or go.
Posted by Stealth Matrix
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Member since Aug 2019
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Posted on 5/9/26 at 7:44 am to
Construction trades have to be up there somewhere
Posted by Chuck Barris
Member since Apr 2013
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Posted on 5/9/26 at 7:51 am to
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Construction trades have to be up there somewhere
In 2024, among Construction Laborers married at least once, 35% were divorced or separated or had been divorced before.
Posted by Sofaking2
Member since Apr 2023
21137 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 8:11 am to
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Bartenders, vocational nurses, and massage therapists show similar.

Bartenders and Massage therapists? Big shock, lol. Being around drunks all the time and massaging other people all day long can’t be good for a healthy marriage.
Posted by BestBanker
Member since Nov 2011
19447 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 8:17 am to
Stupid news and pointless. What's with the stupid bubbles and colors? And tell us how many of those people's parents divorced. Trends, not jobs. I almost read that link yo. Phew. Tyrus is not entertained.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
102612 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 8:20 am to
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Bartenders, vocational nurses, and massage therapists show similar.


No way
Posted by UnitedFruitCompany
Bay Area
Member since Nov 2018
4081 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 8:26 am to
Female doctors are the worst. They work the long hours and think coming home to have sex is beneath them. They sure as hell don't suck dick. Every single guy I know that married a female Dr has this problem.
Posted by Porpus
Covington, LA
Member since Aug 2022
2708 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 8:27 am to
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professional estimators


WTF even is that? Like, you just sit around all day like "that guy's pretty tall- probably about 6'2" or "look at that big truck- I bet it weighs almost 5,000 pounds." Who is paying for that??
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
1437 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 8:32 am to
What is marriage / divorce rate of Divorce Attorneys?

That would be insightful.
Posted by Chuck Barris
Member since Apr 2013
3145 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 8:35 am to
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What is marriage / divorce rate of Divorce Attorneys?

That would be insightful.
In 2024, among Lawyers, and judges, magistrates, and other judicial workers married at least once, 26% were divorced or separated or had been divorced before.

That's the closest we can get from this set of data.
Posted by Traveler
I'm not late-I'm early for tomorrow
Member since Sep 2003
26379 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 8:55 am to
Pilots have to be somewhere on that list.
Posted by dgnx6
Member since Feb 2006
89701 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 9:04 am to
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Professional athlete
Actor
Musician

Divorce rate probably >80% on each of the above categories



I wonder about this. Musician seems yes because of touring constantly. But I've been surprised looking up actors, especially not well known ones to see they have been married to the same person for a long time.


Just a quick search.

quote:

Within the industry, musicians have the highest divorce rates (60%), followed closely by screen stars/actors at 52%.




Highest rates are in the NFL and NBA, go figure.





This post was edited on 5/9/26 at 9:10 am
Posted by SlowFlowPro
With populists, expect populism
Member since Jan 2004
476332 posts
Posted on 5/9/26 at 9:08 am to
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So higher education generally means less divorce


Marriage has become an institution for the higher SES in modern society
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