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Occupation:Clandestine Ninjarey
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Registered on:9/11/2011
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I think this has less to do with the occupation and more to do with the demeanor and thought process of the person, which leads to both the career choice and the tendency to make a decision to divorce.
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I thought an aggie was bringing his boyfriend home to meet mom.


FIFY
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Anybody who didn’t downvote this thread is a douche.


Esplain yo self
Yes sure. I’m 16.

Answer the question for me since I’m 16 and don’t know the answer.

Who would you rather be married to?

Posted by PenguinNinja on 4/25/26 at 11:32 am
A. A girl who is overweight and objectively unattractive (but not HORRIBLE looking) who loves you and wants to bang whenever you’re down. Endless BJs.

B. An OT 8.5 who is fine af and lets you bang every couple of weeks, but is obviously not interested and does the bare minimum in the sac to keep you from leaving. 1-2 boring BJs per year.

Downvote and don’t reply if you’re a douche.


The Brits are such cucks.

Bitch arse mf would been iced with the quickness in the US. FAFO
Is this guy a Texan?

Mother frickers at BB’s in Houston put BBQ sauce in the boil.

Heathens.
I am confused. This girl is fine af. Why is X shitting on her and calling her fat?
Sigh.

One of these stories every month re: physics, fusion energy, oil obsolete, etc. Still no breakthroughs of note.

re: Happy 50th Birthday to Ali Larter

Posted by PenguinNinja on 3/1/26 at 12:17 am to
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She is sexy now.. She wasn't sexy when she was younger


What in the mother frick are you talking about?

GTFO and DIAF

re: Oil prices Monday?

Posted by PenguinNinja on 2/28/26 at 9:29 am to
Why the downvote?

Are you reading an opinion or preference into my question?

Oil prices Monday?

Posted by PenguinNinja on 2/28/26 at 7:50 am
Kickoff in the ME used to mean giant spikes pre-shale. I predict a big rise but something more like 10-15% vs the 30-40% I’d have expected had this happened in 2010.

I don’t think Iran’s navy is capable of maintaining any meaningful closure of the Strait of Hormuz with the US fleet chilling nearby.

re: God I hate home repairmen

Posted by PenguinNinja on 2/7/26 at 6:22 pm to
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Any healthy individual has no excuse, since Google/YouTube shows you how to repair almost everything.


This is a given for most everything.

Not for replacing the springs on a garage door opener.
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If you act like not an a-hole, you will probably get more accomplished rather than looking at the repair guy like you are above them


I did nothing to indicate to him that I’m above him because I am not above him. He has his trade and I have mine.

re: God I hate home repairmen

Posted by PenguinNinja on 2/7/26 at 6:03 pm to
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I bet you are watching them do the job and engaging in conversation and them trying to "upsell" is part of the conversation. You: "Yeah, I would like to get ________" Them: "Oh we can do that. You want us to give you a quote?" I bet you complain how long they are taking, but don't pay attention to how you are slowing them up with bullshite conversation that they stop working to tell you some more bullshite.


Nope. None of this.

I welcome them in, take them straight to the problem, and then leave them be. Within 10 min, it’s “Hey Mr PenguinNinja…” from them wanting me to come see something that’s a “big concern” that I’m “going to want to go ahead and get taken care of” that has frick-all to do with what I called them out for.
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However one thing I suggest no one do on a garage door: change the springs


Which is exactly what I asked the MF today to come do.