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re: No more wanky-wanky in Gonzales
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:55 pm to LSUWoodworker
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:55 pm to LSUWoodworker
Are there any massage places that aren't rub n tugs?
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Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:56 pm to BigPerm30
quote:T-Barry Conrad is going to be coming back from the regional in Texas looking for some grip n' rip and leave pretty frustrated when he goes home to the dried up wife.
Gonzalez gets knocked out the little league regional and now this? Baws of Gonzalez having a bad week.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:57 pm to dukke v
quote:
Someone please explain what is prostitution by massage is????
quote:
§83.3. Prostitution by massage
A. Prostitution by massage is the erotic stimulation of the genital organs of another by any masseur, masseuse, or any other person, whether resulting in orgasm or not, by instrumental manipulation, touching with the hands, or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse or unnatural carnal copulation, when done for money.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:00 pm to The Boat
quote:
Are there any massage places that aren't rub n tugs?
wife and I went to get a massage the other night and I was paired up with a beautiful young Azn girl, I swear she was trying to induce a hard on, wife was in the next room so I was like "LINK
thought about going back by myself the next day
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:05 pm to TeddyPadillac
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or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse or unnatural carnal copulation
What is unnatural carnal copulation and does it cost extra?
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:06 pm to LSUWoodworker
quote:Me Zou horny!
Zou Weilan, age 58, of Sidney, Montana
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:06 pm to Quatrepot
If you think about it, it’s funny how:
- A person can give someone money.
- A person can have sex.
… just don’t do both at the same time, lmao
- A person can give someone money.
- A person can have sex.
… just don’t do both at the same time, lmao
This post was edited on 8/9/23 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:07 pm to 777Tiger
Got one in asia and the smoking hot little asian is massaging my ex wife's tits 6ft away.
At first the doubled over towel kept things down. Then I added another fold. My masseuse saw, whispered something in my ear in korean, and when I didn't respond set a folded up bath towel on top of it.
By the end, there were no illusions.
One tells the other one something, and she tells the ex " you take you take" and they left the room.
Last massage I ever got. The last thing I need to know about myself is if my wife isn't there I'm willing to let a champion level handjob master handle the situation.
At first the doubled over towel kept things down. Then I added another fold. My masseuse saw, whispered something in my ear in korean, and when I didn't respond set a folded up bath towel on top of it.
By the end, there were no illusions.
One tells the other one something, and she tells the ex " you take you take" and they left the room.
Last massage I ever got. The last thing I need to know about myself is if my wife isn't there I'm willing to let a champion level handjob master handle the situation.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:09 pm to X123F45
quote:
777Tiger
You gettin' kickbacks? I mean rub-backs.
Edit: My bad, I thought you were linking the place
This post was edited on 8/9/23 at 1:11 pm
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:10 pm to BigNastyTiger417
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A person can give someone money. - A person can have sex. … just don’t do both at the same time
Liberal logic.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:11 pm to X123F45
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The last thing I need to know about myself is if my wife isn't there I'm willing to let a champion level handjob master handle the situation.
I would always get a massage in SA when I'd go there for work and a happy ending option is part of most all "legit" massage spas, after the first time I was shaking my head thinking "I've been doing this all wrong"
This post was edited on 8/9/23 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:16 pm to LSUWoodworker
So the owners didn’t pay local law enforcement
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:21 pm to LSUWoodworker
Mammy Son 67 knows how to milk a cow
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:27 pm to BigNastyTiger417
quote:
If you think about it, it’s funny how:
- A person can give someone money.
- A person can have sex.
… just don’t do both at the same time, lmao
What is even more funny is that if the participants filmed the encounter and knowingly and consensually made it available for viewing it wouldn't be a crime. Just old boring pornography.
Two willing participants in a handjob for cash interaction isn't a crime worth investigating. The only way it is is if the women performing the acts are being forced to do so against their will. That is a different conversation.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:33 pm to Alt26
Which then means you law enforcement needs to arrest the owners and the people above them.
Just arresting the people giving and getting the massage doesn’t do anything.
Different therapists will be in these buildings, that’s it.
Just arresting the people giving and getting the massage doesn’t do anything.
Different therapists will be in these buildings, that’s it.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:41 pm to lsucoonass
The check bounced. Nothing else makes sense.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:43 pm to lsucoonass
quote:
Which then means you law enforcement needs to arrest the owners and the people above them.
Just arresting the people giving and getting the massage doesn’t do anything.
Agreed.
If a consenting adult wants to make a few extra bucks by punching some guy's clown at the end of the massage, so be it. I sure as hell would not want my wife, daughter, sister, mother, to engage in such acts, but I can't tell a consenting adult how to behave. However, if the person/persons above her are forcing her to do it, then that is a disgusting violation of the woman forced to perform. Whole different ball game, and that is the person who should be arrested.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 1:56 pm to LSUWoodworker
quote:
Yaping Zhao
You know how women are... She never shut up.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 2:11 pm to LSUWoodworker
The police are not thinking this situation clearly to its' conclusion.
By shutting these four businesses down they are depriving the parish of needed tax revenue. Also they are increasing the level of unemployment.
By shutting these four businesses down they are depriving the parish of needed tax revenue. Also they are increasing the level of unemployment.
Posted on 8/9/23 at 2:38 pm to TeddyPadillac
quote:
A. Prostitution by massage is the erotic stimulation of the genital organs of another by any masseur, masseuse, or any other person, whether resulting in orgasm or not, by instrumental manipulation, touching with the hands, or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse or unnatural carnal copulation
just reading that shifted me britches.
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