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No more wanky-wanky in Gonzales

Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:02 pm
Posted by LSUWoodworker
St George "God's Country "
Member since Dec 2007
18573 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:02 pm



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67-year-old among six arrested in local massage parlors sting





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ASCENSION PARISH, La. (WAFB) - A five-week-long investigation into massage parlors in Ascension Parish has resulted in four locations being shut down and six women being arrested, Gonzales Police Captain Steven Nethken said.

All of the women charged in the case are over the age of 50, including a 67-year-old Gonzales woman who is charged with prostitution by massage, records show.

The four massage locations each allegedly had certain workers “practicing elicit activities,” Nethken said.

All of the locations are within the Gonzales city limits including Happy Spa located at 2819 S. Cabela’s Parkway, Magical Massage and Spa located at 602 S. Burnside Avenue, Oriental Relax Massage located at 2325 S. Burnside Ave and Rose Massage located at 2705 W. Highway 30, the department said.





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Nethken said the following females were arrested:

Ningye Huang, age 62, of Gonzales, LA, Happy Spa, one count of prostitution by massage and one count of practicing massage therapy without a license
Yu Tan, age 54, no hometown listed, Happy Spa, one count of practicing massage therapy without a state license
Yaping Zhao, age 67, of Gonzales, LA, Magical Spa, one count of prostitution by massage and one count of practicing massage therapy without a license
Zou Weilan, age 58, of Sidney, Montana, Magical Spa, one count of practicing massage therapy without a licenseWumei Qiu, age 52, of Flushing, New York, Happy Spa, one count of prostitution by massage and one count of practicing massage therapy without a license
Shuying Gao, 55, of Gonzales, LA, Oriental Relax Massage, one count of prostitution by massage, one count of resisting arrest, and one count practicing massage therapy without a license
Posted by Pedro
Geaux Hawks
Member since Jul 2008
33819 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:03 pm to
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67-year-old among six arrested in local massage parlors sting
the hands were probably extra soft. Just close your eyes and you dont even know the difference...







I imagine
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96842 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:04 pm to
Old hooker don’t die, they apparently just move to Gonzales.
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
4668 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:04 pm to
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No more wanky-wanky in Gonzales


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LSUWoodworker


Name checks out
Posted by justanotherhuman1
Member since Aug 2023
16 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:06 pm to
Seems like a victimless crime.

But we continue to let priest do their thing.
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
7538 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:10 pm to
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practicing massage therapy without a license


Magic government issued piece of paper makes it all better
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5298 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:10 pm to
Didn't need the gif, I'm eating lunch a-hole

This post was edited on 8/9/23 at 12:13 pm
Posted by Quatrepot
Member since Jun 2023
4117 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:11 pm to
Should not be illegal. We all pay for pussy, one way or another. Massage parlors are the cheapest route, actually.
This post was edited on 8/9/23 at 12:11 pm
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47590 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:11 pm to
We live near all this fun stuff and were at Wings & Sides just a couple weeks ago. I honestly looked at that shop and wondered if it was even open but there were 4 cars out front.

I wish it coulda been me.

This post was edited on 8/9/23 at 12:12 pm
Posted by Melkor
Member since Sep 2022
129 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:11 pm to
So wait... it is a crime to perform a massage without a license? Thought this was America!
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
204155 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:12 pm to
Someone please explain what is prostitution by massage is????
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
5298 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:14 pm to
The tip makes it prostitution
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
204155 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:15 pm to
Oral r missionary.
Posted by WaterLink
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2015
17455 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:15 pm to
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the hands were probably extra soft. Just close your eyes and you dont even know the difference...


I think I'd rather just buy a fleshlight if I was that desperate to get jacked off by something other than my hand than resort to asian broads in their 60s.
Posted by nicholastiger
Member since Jan 2004
43660 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:16 pm to
the first one looks a little sketchy

Not sure if I should choose Happy Spa or Magical Massage!
Posted by Horsemeat
Truckin' somewhere in the US
Member since Dec 2014
13586 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:16 pm to
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Seems like a victimless crime. But we continue to let priest do their thing.
Teachers get busted 1000x's more frequently these days than any other profession for kid diddling, but you government bootlickers bury your heads in the sand over it rather than asking for any mental health evaluations of these people you're handing your kids to.
Posted by LSUMJ
BR
Member since Sep 2004
19934 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:17 pm to
“If your massage parlor has the same hours as a Jack in the Box, you’re probably going to jack in a box”
-Some comic i heard
Posted by PetroBabich
Donetsk Oblast
Member since Apr 2017
4668 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:17 pm to
Rub and Tug, Head shop, Wings place, and ice cream. You could have a great afternoon and never leave that small strip.
Posted by 75503Tiger
Member since Sep 2015
4250 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:17 pm to
Five weeks? That's a lot of "investigating". I can hear them arguing over who is going to go over and make sure grandma is still doing the happy ending
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
47590 posts
Posted on 8/9/23 at 12:19 pm to
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Someone please explain what is prostitution by massage is??


It's where they give you a massage while naked or close to it. And you tickle your own pickle.
That's been common in Texas for YEARS. It use to be quasi-legal and definitely less serious than prostitution.

So I've heard.
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