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re: New guy at work has the same bathroom schedule as I do.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:53 pm to Zap Rowsdower
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:53 pm to Zap Rowsdower
Buy an out of order sign and stick it on the door before you enter. Problem solved.
Or get your arse out of bed and drink your coffee earlier, shite at the house, take a shower and live swampass free forever!
Or get your arse out of bed and drink your coffee earlier, shite at the house, take a shower and live swampass free forever!
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:55 pm to LSUBoo
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So what happens when your boss schedules a meeting at 10:30 or 3? You decline the request?
A 10:30 meeting is rare, due to the fear of interfering with lunch. a 3:00 meeting is even rarer for fear of interfering with their 4:00 departure time. I didn't stumble upon these times. Much thought went into it some years ago.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:56 pm to Black n Gold
Masturbate and make lots of noises. It makes him uncomfortable and you get the space to yourself.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:58 pm to Black n Gold
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A 10:30 meeting is rare, due to the fear of interfering with lunch
Must be nice, our new division head likes to schedule noon meetings because he doesn't eat lunch. fricking tyrannical.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:01 pm to Black n Gold
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But my shite truly doesn't stink.
Oh. So you are homosexual. Weird that you dont want more boys around.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:01 pm to LSUBoo
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Must be nice, our new division head likes to schedule noon meetings because he doesn't eat lunch. fricking tyrannical.
He would be tarred and feathered at my company. Called a 1:00 meeting once and got blasted for it.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:04 pm to Black n Gold
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Post a sign on the door that says Out of Order
FIFY
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:04 pm to Black n Gold
The book Who Moved My Cheese applies here.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:05 pm to Black n Gold
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New guy at work has the same bathroom schedule as I do.
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Two stalls per bathroom
What's the issue?
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:07 pm to CunningLinguist
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Masturbate and make lots of noises. It makes him uncomfortable and you get the space to yourself.
That's a chancy move at best.
What if FNG's previous bathroom was in Coates? He'll join right in.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:14 pm to Black n Gold
I bet you didn't know I'm on TD too. Not only will I continue to shite at my current time schedule I will also take a dump in your file cabinet for principle.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:15 pm to Black n Gold
1. Go in 10 minutes before
2. Turn off the water at the base and flush the toilet until there is no water left
4. Sit on the toilet backwards
5. Take a shite on the sloped part of the toilet
6. Leave
2. Turn off the water at the base and flush the toilet until there is no water left
4. Sit on the toilet backwards
5. Take a shite on the sloped part of the toilet
6. Leave
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:17 pm to LSUBoo
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Must be nice, our new division head likes to schedule noon meetings because he doesn't eat lunch. fricking tyrannical.
I would decline those. It is bad enough we have regular 11:00 meetings, but those are only scheduled for an hour and the organizer is good about getting done on time.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:19 pm to Black n Gold
10:30 AND 3:00? Do you have worms or something? I'd get that checked out if I were you.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:19 pm to Black n Gold
When you're in there just start flinging turds over the partition while singing some Katy Perry.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:20 pm to Black n Gold
That's pretty amazing you two are in sync like that. Sounds like you hired a good choice. You guys can start having brainstorm meetings together while bombing porcelain harbor. 
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:20 pm to Black n Gold
First the young people take your bathrooms. Then we take your jobs. Prepare for our coming
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:22 pm to Black n Gold
I actually do go to another floor to poop. I figured it out one day when our bathroom was full. I didn't have a single person walk in the entire time I was in there. Been going to the next floor ever since. Two benefits. First, there seems to be less people on that floor. Second, I don't have that uncomfortable time when you walk out of the stall after unleashing hell only to wash your hands next to your boss or something who you know is judging you for that shite you just took. Nobody on that floor has a clue who I am 
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:23 pm to Black n Gold
Tapping your feet is the generally accepted signal that the adjacent pooper should move on.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:25 pm to Black n Gold
Send him a email requesting his presence elsewhere at said time, he's your hire.
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