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New guy at work has the same bathroom schedule as I do.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:31 pm
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:31 pm
10:30 and 3:00. Two stalls per bathroom. One bathroom per floor. 23 yr old fresh out of college and working his first full time job. I've had these times and location on lockdown for the past 5 years. How do I tell the kid to change his schedule or bathroom destination without breaking his fragile spirits?
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:32 pm to Black n Gold
How about you unbunch your own panties instead of worrying about when someone else is taking a crap?
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 12:33 pm
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:32 pm to Black n Gold
Get there ten minutes early and shite in his and then go to yours...he will get it.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:32 pm to Black n Gold
Winner take all game of Battleshits is the only answer.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:32 pm to Black n Gold
Taco Bell and whiskey the night before... DESTROY the bathroom when he comes in. Assert dominance.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:32 pm to Black n Gold
Larry, do you have an extremely wide stance?
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:33 pm to MoreOrLes
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poop on his shoes?
He is still rocking the Clarks he wore in college. Doubt he would care.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:33 pm to Black n Gold
Just take your dump and make sure its extra ripe. He won't go in after
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:34 pm to Black n Gold
Guy who started about 6 months ago has the same schedule as me, and like me prefers the handicap stall because of all the space for activities. It's a mad dash at 9:30 am. Best of luck to you
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:34 pm to Black n Gold
Get fully undressed before entering the stall.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:34 pm to Big Lesticles
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Just take your dump and make sure its extra ripe. He won't go in after
But my shite truly doesn't stink.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:36 pm to Black n Gold
Sounds like you tried to mark your territory, and a dominant specimen moved in. Wouldn't be surprised if he starts shitting at your house
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:38 pm to Black n Gold
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But my shite truly doesn't stink.
Why bother with the bathroom? Just shite in your trash can.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:38 pm to Black n Gold
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But my shite truly doesn't stink.
make a lot of noise- cough, hack, spit, sneeze, yoddle. I find if you make a lot of noise, others in a public bathroom feel uncomfortable and will give you space (and peace).
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:39 pm to Black n Gold
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guy at work has the same bathroom schedule as I do.
Literally one of the most annoying things ever. I just want to poop in peace.
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:41 pm to arseinclarse
That is fricked up!!! But awesome! I wish it had the audio.
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