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New guy at work has the same bathroom schedule as I do.

Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:31 pm
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16021 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:31 pm
10:30 and 3:00. Two stalls per bathroom. One bathroom per floor. 23 yr old fresh out of college and working his first full time job. I've had these times and location on lockdown for the past 5 years. How do I tell the kid to change his schedule or bathroom destination without breaking his fragile spirits?
Posted by MoreOrLes
Member since Nov 2008
19472 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:31 pm to
poop on his shoes?
Posted by TigerRagAndrew
Check my style out
Member since Aug 2004
7262 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:32 pm to
How about you unbunch your own panties instead of worrying about when someone else is taking a crap?
This post was edited on 3/23/16 at 12:33 pm
Posted by rpg37
Biloxi, MS
Member since Sep 2008
54974 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:32 pm to
Get there ten minutes early and shite in his and then go to yours...he will get it.
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
16517 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:32 pm to
Winner take all game of Battleshits is the only answer.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114938 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:32 pm to
Taco Bell and whiskey the night before... DESTROY the bathroom when he comes in. Assert dominance.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76155 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:32 pm to
Larry, do you have an extremely wide stance?
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16021 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:33 pm to
quote:

poop on his shoes?


He is still rocking the Clarks he wore in college. Doubt he would care.
Posted by Big Lesticles
Hammond
Member since Sep 2015
558 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:33 pm to
Just take your dump and make sure its extra ripe. He won't go in after
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
63736 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:34 pm to
Guy who started about 6 months ago has the same schedule as me, and like me prefers the handicap stall because of all the space for activities. It's a mad dash at 9:30 am. Best of luck to you
Posted by northshorebamaman
Mackinac Island
Member since Jul 2009
38575 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:34 pm to
Get fully undressed before entering the stall.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16021 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:34 pm to
quote:

Just take your dump and make sure its extra ripe. He won't go in after


But my shite truly doesn't stink.
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
36806 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:36 pm to
Sounds like you tried to mark your territory, and a dominant specimen moved in. Wouldn't be surprised if he starts shitting at your house
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:38 pm to
Posted by PrivatePublic
Member since Nov 2012
17848 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

But my shite truly doesn't stink.


Why bother with the bathroom? Just shite in your trash can.
Posted by raceboy
Member since Feb 2011
2277 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:38 pm to
glory hole him
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
38233 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

But my shite truly doesn't stink.



make a lot of noise- cough, hack, spit, sneeze, yoddle. I find if you make a lot of noise, others in a public bathroom feel uncomfortable and will give you space (and peace).
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:39 pm to
quote:

guy at work has the same bathroom schedule as I do.


Literally one of the most annoying things ever. I just want to poop in peace.
Posted by arseinclarse
Member since Apr 2007
35469 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:39 pm to
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11967 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:41 pm to
That is fricked up!!! But awesome! I wish it had the audio.
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