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re: New guy at work has the same bathroom schedule as I do.

Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:26 pm to
Posted by Cole Beer
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2008
4930 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:26 pm to
At least he isn't "brushes teeth in the work bathroom" guy. That shite is the worst.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16021 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:29 pm to
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Send him a email requesting his presence elsewhere at said time, he's your hire


I have done similar without lasting results. I have held projects until shortly before shitting time, and gave him stiff deadlines for completion. Works for that time and day, but he keeps reverting back to 10:30 and 3:00. Stubborn fricker he is.
Posted by EveryonesACoach
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2012
898 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:33 pm to
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How about you unbunch your own panties instead of worrying about when someone else is taking a crap?


But he can't jerk it at work if someone is in the stall next to him now.
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
32130 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:33 pm to
When yall are both in there, talk on your phone and be really obnoxious the entire time. Eventually he'll make a new schedule to avoid you.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16021 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:37 pm to
I have to be extra cautious to have the volume at zero when looking at porn on my phone.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69239 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:39 pm to
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Masturbate and make lots of noises. It makes him uncomfortable and you get the space to yourself.



Posted by lsusportsman2
Member since Oct 2007
27232 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 1:52 pm to
You're seriously complaining about someone going to the bathroom the same time as you on the OT? Christ Almighty man. Just go fricking 5 minutes before that cocky out of college kid, and take the smelliest shite of all time, and then it'll get the kid all hot and bothered. Very easy solution that I'm surprised you couldn't come up with. Hopefully after this you won't complain like a little girl anymore. You're welcome.
Posted by Bourre
Da Parish
Member since Nov 2012
24243 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 2:07 pm to
Is this like when females have synchronized periods after spending more time together?
Posted by Asgard Device
The Daedalus
Member since Apr 2011
11562 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 2:26 pm to
I wouldn't have a problem with it so long as he makes frequent courtesy flushes.

There's a guy at work that will have the most unholy of shits that last 20 minutes and he doesn't flush until he's completely done. I've smelt it from the hall once and turned around.
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