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re: Finish this sentence - Ignignokt
The more I fart in public....
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re: Things you did as a kid that you look back on and regret.... - Ignignokt
Walk around outside with no pants on. shite in the neighbors pool....
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re: Tingling/numbness in back left shoulder blade - Ignignokt
[quote]Shoulder AIDS?[/quote] [img]https://media0.giphy.com/media/rgBwKeJTlGg9O/giphy.gif[/img]...
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re: What MCU stories are left after Infinity War? - Ignignokt
Reboot with all female cast....
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re: People who cropdust in grocery stores ( spinoff of rude things thread) - Ignignokt
Whenever I have to fart no matter where I am I drop my pants, spread my butt cheeks and let it rip. That way it’s silent. You have to be careful though because a turd could slip out. So never trust a fart....
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re: Pacific Rim 2 Official Trailer - Ignignokt
I think I have herpes and aids now....
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re: Noises that have woken you up - Ignignokt
Weird dream so not really a noise that my son (8 years old) came in our bedroom. He stood next to me and said “I love you daddy. I have to go now.” I was startled awake and ran to his room where he was sleeping soundly. I sat there in his room for a good while before I went back to bed....
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re: Anyone ever had a balloon sinuplasty? - Ignignokt
I did. Kept getting sinus infections which would lead to ear infections. The surgery went fine, but the recovery sucked due to the stints. you literally cannot breath through your nose during this time. Since then I've had zero sinus infections and it's been close to 3 years now. Definitely rec...
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re: What’s the worst place that you’ve farted? - Ignignokt
In the woman’s locker room. It gave me away and I was escorted out....
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re: Mmmmmf nsfw - Ignignokt
How many dicks does it have?...
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re: Do you wipe sitting down or standing up? - Ignignokt
No wiping. I sit in the sink and run water down my crack. If someone walks in I just shake my dick at them and they just leave.....except this one time, but that’s a story for another day....
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re: What are the things you that grind your gears at a movie theater? - Ignignokt
When people tell me to stop jerking off during the movie. ...
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re: Direct tv vs dish network - Ignignokt
When I had DirecTV I had to swap out 3 genies in two years due to hard drive failures. I switched to Dish for two reasons. Locked in pricing for two years and better equipment. So far I’ve been on Dish for a year without any issues. The Hopper 3 is light years better than the genie. Also paying...
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re: Why Does Dollar Tree Have Black Friday Sales? - Ignignokt
Big black rubber dildos....
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re: So has the Thanksgiving cropdusting set in yet? - Ignignokt
I just took a shite in my neighbors front yard....
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re: $179 for smart TV - Ignignokt
60hz. No thanks....
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re: Rampage trailer #1 - new Dwayne Johnson big white gorilla movie - Ignignokt
Looks like mindless fun. My kids will love this and I’m ok with that....
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re: Houston ISD closed on Friday because 950 staff members "asked off" - Ignignokt
It's going to be insane downtown and in the surrounding areas....
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re: Jalen Hurts listens to Nickleback - Ignignokt
Jalen Hurts shoves urinal cakes up his ass....
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re: This is still probably the scariest looking thing I have ever seen in any movie. - Ignignokt
This from Silent Hill. When I saw it in theaters I was like WTF and had nightmares after. [img]http://images.nintendolife.com/news/2009/02/climax_working_on_new_wii_title_for_konami_silent_hill/attachment/0/large.jpg[/img]...
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