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re: New guy at work has the same bathroom schedule as I do.

Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:42 pm to
Posted by tigerpimpbot
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:42 pm to
Posted by Brageous
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:42 pm to
Go 5 minutes earlier so he has to smell shite every day.
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:43 pm to
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How do I tell the kid to change his schedule or bathroom destination
through the hole on the stall all
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:43 pm to
quote:

New guy at work has the same bathroom schedule as I do.
Dear Diary.....
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:43 pm to
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I've had these times and location on lockdown for the past 5 years.


Quit being a shitty employee and get a promotion to another floor. There is a reason you are still working with a recent college grad.
Posted by SanFranTiger
Santa Fe, NM
Member since Sep 2003
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:44 pm to
Indian food at lunch. But then of course, your a-hole would burn like hell.
Posted by xLxSxUxFxAxNx
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:44 pm to
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:44 pm to
Fire him, you're a supervisor.
Posted by xLxSxUxFxAxNx
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:45 pm to
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Dear Diary.....


more like "Dear Penthouse..."

amirite!?
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
This side of the wall
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:45 pm to
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Winner take all game of Battleshits is the only answer.


details please
Posted by Corch Urban Myers
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Member since Jul 2009
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:46 pm to
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:48 pm to
I bring extra sets of pants and shoes to work with me. When I shite, I take them in the bathroom and go in the other stalls I'm not using and put the shoes in front and drape the pants to make it look like someone's in the stall. That way everyone thinks the bathroom is full and I get to shite by myself.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:48 pm to
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Quit being a shitty employee and get a promotion to another floor. There is a reason you are still working with a recent college grad.


I'm am still 5 or so years from moving to the officers' floor. What makes it even tougher is the fact that he was my hire.
Posted by LSUBFA83
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:48 pm to
Post a sign on the door that says Occupied.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:48 pm to
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10:30 and 3:00

Who has to take dumps this close in time everyday?
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:50 pm to
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details please


It's that thing where you....


ughhhh, are you sure you really want me to explain this?
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
16021 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:51 pm to
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Who has to take dumps this close in time everyday?


A body can be trained to do many spectacular things. Like I said, these have been my times for the past 5 years.
Posted by slackster
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
91873 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:52 pm to
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Who has to take dumps this close in time everyday?


Exactly. Change your diet because you're doing/eating something wrong.
Posted by tigerstripedjacket
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Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:52 pm to
Why not just embrace the company and enjoy having someone to talk to? You could use the time to take the youngster under your wing.

It's like those girls with the cup and stuff, let's just all get along.
Posted by LSUBoo
Knoxville, TN
Member since Mar 2006
104456 posts
Posted on 3/23/16 at 12:53 pm to
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A body can be trained to do many spectacular things. Like I said, these have been my times for the past 5 years.


So what happens when your boss schedules a meeting at 10:30 or 3? You decline the request?
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