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My six year old is starting to get cocky. Always wants to fight.

Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:32 pm
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62841 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:32 pm
It might be the fact that I usually travel a good bit for work and now I'm home all the time, but we are battling for king of the hill these days. Today he said he wants to fight so I told him I'd play a game. He can hit me in the face as many times as it took to hurt me, but when I decided it hurt, it was my turn.

I gotta give the guy credit. It only took 3 punches to hurt me. The kid has spirit and mean right hook.

Anyway, we had so much fun, round 2 is on Friday. The doctor said he should be awake by then.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
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Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:33 pm to
kick his arse
Posted by geauxtigers87
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2011
25180 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:33 pm to
Well I no longer have the worst thread on here today
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36370 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

I gotta give the guy credit. It only took 3 punches to hurt me
Did you hit him back and stay true to your word?

I doubt it, tough guy.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
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Member since May 2012
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Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:34 pm to
this is really, really bad

it's worse than a chain email joke
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
34934 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:35 pm to
Damnit yuc finish reading the joke
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62841 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:35 pm to
I thought it was hilarious.

Then again, it's my thread, so I'm partial.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45720 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:36 pm to
My five year old niece would be a good match for him.

My sister told her something yesterday:
Sister: Pick up your toys.
Niece: No
Sister: Pick up your toys.
Niece: No
Sister: Pick up your toys.
Niece: How many times do I have to tell you NO?

My sister won that battle shortly after that.
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
COINTELPRO Fan
Member since May 2012
55546 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:36 pm to
work on your punchlines
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62841 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:36 pm to
quote:

punchlines


Ayyyyeeeee
Posted by Chief Hinge
There and Here
Member since Sep 2018
2901 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:37 pm to
Painfully bad. Just downright fricking terrible
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164014 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:38 pm to
He’s banging your wife
Posted by Upperdecker
St. George, LA
Member since Nov 2014
30540 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:38 pm to
You suck OP
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
62841 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:39 pm to
Tough crowd. Who doesn't love jokes about fist fighting kids?
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113883 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:39 pm to
That's what I am talking about. Give him a good jab, one just to sting him up a bit so he knows what it feels like..
Posted by yankeeundercover
Buffalo, NY
Member since Jan 2010
36370 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

Damnit yuc finish reading the joke
FML. I'm not investing a lot of time in what I'm reading... too many quarantini's I suppose

eta: OP have an upvote
This post was edited on 4/7/20 at 7:42 pm
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
52906 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:40 pm to
Sounds like he takes after his dad
Posted by RAB
Member since Aug 2019
971 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:41 pm to
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
17871 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:41 pm to
Saving this post in case you try and lie next "how many first graders could you fight at once" thread. 3 is your max answer.
Posted by Champagne
Already Conquered USA.
Member since Oct 2007
48247 posts
Posted on 4/7/20 at 7:42 pm to
I thought it was funny and I don't understand all the DVs.

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