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My first time second hand exposure to corporate jargon.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:44 am
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:44 am
“Expected (or anticipated) deliverables”. Saw this in a family members email.
I’m rarely exposed to this in healthcare at all, as I am never on the management side.
I lol’d when I read it. I also sent a “corporate translator” tik tok video to the person.
What’s the best real world one that any of you have seen? Not on a video or spoof. I mean someone actually wrote/typed it and sent it out? Or worse said it out loud.
I’m rarely exposed to this in healthcare at all, as I am never on the management side.
I lol’d when I read it. I also sent a “corporate translator” tik tok video to the person.
What’s the best real world one that any of you have seen? Not on a video or spoof. I mean someone actually wrote/typed it and sent it out? Or worse said it out loud.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:47 am to LSU alum wannabe
I remember my first job
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:49 am to LSU alum wannabe
Are you trying to leverage our bandwidth?
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:50 am to LSU alum wannabe
Of all the buzz words and bullshite out there you focused on "expected deliverables" at least that has a practical meaning.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:51 am to LSU alum wannabe
You better synergize lest they circle back and optimize your arse.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:53 am to LSU alum wannabe
Lets put a pin in this and circle back next week. I don't want to throw the baby out with the bath water
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:55 am to LSU alum wannabe
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Expected (or anticipated) deliverables
Can you explain to me what is wrong with this?
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:56 am to LSU alum wannabe
I’m in education. It’s all nonsense. And at principals meetings, they all nod their heads and say “yeah” and “uh huh” like they have any idea or do any of this crap.
I don’t want to hear data driven outcomes for the rest of my life.
I don’t want to hear data driven outcomes for the rest of my life.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:56 am to LSU alum wannabe
I've been in the military for nearly 30 years, jargon and acronyms are all I speak now.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:57 am to LSU alum wannabe
We have several senior executive and directors that will say they want to "double click" on a topic. And the word "perspective" is about the most overused word in my company.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:58 am to LSU alum wannabe
Career limiting.
I was threatened by a HR person that if I didn’t do something it could be “Career Limiting.” I laughed at her and said “are you threatening to fire me? Because I don’t work for you.”
I was threatened by a HR person that if I didn’t do something it could be “Career Limiting.” I laughed at her and said “are you threatening to fire me? Because I don’t work for you.”
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:58 am to alajones
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I don’t want to hear data driven outcomes for the rest of my life.
In my world, that verbal tick is “evidence based”
Posted on 11/12/26 at 8:59 am to LSU alum wannabe
Let Me Run This Up The Flagpole
This post was edited on 11/12/26 at 9:00 am
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:00 am to Mingo Was His NameO
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Can you explain to me what is wrong with this?
I thought the point of the OP was about throwing goofy corporate-speak like that into family/personal communications.
Is that how you typically speak with your loved ones?
Wait, nevermind.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:02 am to LSU alum wannabe
Corporate speak is one of the things I look forward to never seeing again in retirement.
All that garbage is V.I.T.M. That’s corporate speak for Vomit In The Mouth
All that garbage is V.I.T.M. That’s corporate speak for Vomit In The Mouth
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:02 am to Y.A. Tittle
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I thought the point of the OP was about throwing goofy corporate-speak like that into family/personal communications.
You should try to lern to reed gudder
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:02 am to LSU alum wannabe
It is the most ridiculous shite ever. I despise people that speak it.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:02 am to LSU alum wannabe
I'll need to circle back on this thread
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:03 am to Mingo Was His NameO
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Expected (or anticipated) deliverables”. Saw this in a family members email.
I guess he could have just been snooping through her work stuff.
Posted on 11/12/26 at 9:03 am to LSU alum wannabe
Best gaff in an email was a co-worker writing “booking in the rear” instead of “booking in arrears”. 
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