olemc999

Met that dude at house party in Germany back in 04. Whole line of dudes lined up to get a five . I laughed and said sorry about all this. He laughed and said “I’m just trying to get some arse yo” :rotflmao:

Hall of Fame indeed.

I just waiting on the DJ renaissance era to occur.

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The OG robot was great, for example.

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My favorite part. I had that damn robot :lol:

Looks pretty damn good.

It’s no coincidence that all these HIV commercials started running rampant at the same time the jab came came out.

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Did they fix any plumbing?

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Yep. They cleared some rocks out of a pipe and found Yoshi.

In the velvet shadow of midnight’s embrace,
She glides like a raven on wings of black lace.
Pale as the moon with lips painted blood-red,
Eyes lined in kohl that could wake up the dead.

Fishnets and boots that click-clack through the gloom,
A corset that whispers of elegant doom.
One sultry glance from those dark, haunted eyes
And your pulse starts to thunder, your logic capsizes.

She doesn’t even try; just a tilt of her head,
A bat-winged choker, a smirk half-undead.
But suddenly, traitor, your body declares war:
The most rock-hard boner you’ve ever known before.

It stands like a monument, proud and defiant,
Defying all reason, all calm, all compliance.
While she sips her absinthe and quotes Baudelaire,
You’re fighting a battle in your underwear.

It’s a goth girl superpower, ancient and true.
They cast no overt spells, yet they conquer you.
With silver pentagrams and graveyard couture,
They turn mortal men into throbbing, aching, rock-hard lore.

So beware, mortal soul, when the night calls her name:
One look from a goth girl and you’ll never be the same.
Your knees will go weak and your trousers will strain.
All hail the dark queens who drive boners insane.

I thing his leg got banged up when he got tangled with Jcoop in Birmingham.

Hey bro, take this medicine so you don’t get sick but the medicine will increase the likelihood of getting sick times 11.

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