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re: My Father-in-Law is about to catch these hands. *Final update on page 13
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:09 pm to Tyga Woods
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:09 pm to Tyga Woods
May I suggest a passive aggressive approach. Challenge him to a arm wrestling match.
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Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:10 pm to Champagne
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You better keep us updated, baw. This looks like it will be the BEST "Christmas with my In-laws" story of all for us here on the OT.
He’s still asleep on the patio but I’ll update when he does something else dumb
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:12 pm to Tyga Woods
Is he playing “Flight of the Bumblebee “ through his nose?
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:13 pm to Tyga Woods
I just want to know when you get your arse beat.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:14 pm to Tyga Woods
I heard if you grab him by the neck, bring him to the ground, and keep squeezing the neck until he stops fighting, he will never question you as top dog ever again.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:17 pm to Tyga Woods
No doubt he is trying to show you who the swinging dick is, but you have to at least do something one time to let him know he is at YOUR house.
If it was at his house that would be one thing, but to go in your house and do it two days in a row.. You got to mention it tonight before he goes to sleep. Even if it's in a joking manner.. Say something like "you don't plan to wake me up again at 4:30 tomorrow morning huh? Make sure you use the exhaust over the range because if you don't it's going to always set the detectors off"..
You have to tell him "make sure you use the exhaust over the range" to let him know "this is how the shite works", more than likely he doesn't want to appear as if he doesn't know what he is doing. His pride will kick in, but you let him know "this is my house bitch. this is how things are done here".
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Gets up at 4:30 and cooks breakfast for himself. Doesn’t use the damn exhaust over the range, sets off the 20 smoke detectors
If it was at his house that would be one thing, but to go in your house and do it two days in a row.. You got to mention it tonight before he goes to sleep. Even if it's in a joking manner.. Say something like "you don't plan to wake me up again at 4:30 tomorrow morning huh? Make sure you use the exhaust over the range because if you don't it's going to always set the detectors off"..
You have to tell him "make sure you use the exhaust over the range" to let him know "this is how the shite works", more than likely he doesn't want to appear as if he doesn't know what he is doing. His pride will kick in, but you let him know "this is my house bitch. this is how things are done here".
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:19 pm to 777Tiger
I’m about to head to Canes for gift cards and to pick the daughter up from school. I locked his arse on the patio. I forgot he was out there. Only way back in is if he can knock on glass loud enough for his wife to hear him on the other side of the house or if he can pick the lock on the gate to get out of the back yard.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:28 pm to Tyga Woods
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I locked his arse on the patio
Should have also left the bluetooth speaker outside while playing NECK on repeat
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:29 pm to Tyga Woods
guess you'll be calling relief windows soon
Posted on 12/21/18 at 1:34 pm to Tyga Woods
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It rained all day yesterday and instead of turning around in the driveway and going out forwards, he decides to back out (my driveway is about 200 feet long) and now I have an 8” deep rut about 100’ long in my yard.
This is where I would have pulled him outside and had a man to man conversation with him.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 4:25 pm to Chief Hinge
quote:Mine. She wanted to end his life.
Your decision or your wife's?
Posted on 12/21/18 at 4:34 pm to Tyga Woods
You say your FIL is a good guy, but he’s taking a shite on your head. Have some balls.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 5:07 pm to Tyga Woods
He's watching you Focker.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 5:17 pm to Tyga Woods
I know people are shitting on you here but this shite would be driving me up the wall.
I'd definitely try the funny, sorta assholish way of addressing this shite
"Hey FIL, I completely forgot to tell you what me and the family really wanted for Christmas...
List ways to fix all the stupid shite...
I'm sorry its last minute but I have confidence you can do this, man!
Want a beer before you start?"
I'd definitely try the funny, sorta assholish way of addressing this shite
"Hey FIL, I completely forgot to tell you what me and the family really wanted for Christmas...
List ways to fix all the stupid shite...
I'm sorry its last minute but I have confidence you can do this, man!
Want a beer before you start?"
Posted on 12/21/18 at 5:29 pm to Tyga Woods
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he’s well aware of what he’s doing. I think he’s trying to alpha dog me.
You then must establish dominance, so look him dead in the eye and say "thousands of my potential unborn children died on your daughters face last night." That should do it.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 5:40 pm to Tyga Woods
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He walked out to get the paper this morning and left the front door open and my daughter’s cat got out so now I have to go try to wrangle this motherfricker up before it gets run over or pregnant.
Why isn't the cat spayed? Do you hate Bob Barker or something?
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:14 pm to Deuces
Praying for you, good luck.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:26 pm to Tyga Woods
Don’t let his arse nap.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:29 pm to Tyga Woods
If you’re bringing little kids to Natchitoches for the lights, make sure they use the bathroom before they get there. The lines for the ONLY public restroom are like waiting at the DMV. Maglieauxs has bread pudding that is awesomeness btw.
Posted on 12/21/18 at 6:32 pm to Tyga Woods
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I think he’s trying to alpha dog me.
He's not trying. He's done it.
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